Pariah
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NT: Subtle signs that it's time to do something about your Paranoia problem.
The Computer keeps telling you to go outside, because sitting in your room all day is treason.
New Topic: Fun things to do in Des Moines, Iowa.
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NT: Subtle signs the director of scouting for your favorite sports franchise is out of his mind.
He's vigorously recruiting left-handed long relievers and closers.
For a hockey team.
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Samuel L. Mutha****in Jackson. Because he's awesome. I have no idea why Spike Lee is held in as high regard as he is.
Star Wars II:
Betelgeuse vs. Rigel
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Kittens are less destructive. On the other hand, kittens grow up to become cats....
Star Wars:
Aldebaran vs. Zubenelgenubi
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Hockey, eh?
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Squawk Loudly at Dawn versus Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap
Dawn comes only once each day, and is over pretty quickly. Plus, I'm up already.
Overly-sugared Thirst Quenchers:
Fruit punch vs. Gatorade
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Death Tribble, despite his claims, is not really Lolth's pet mischief maker. He just refuses to recognize the restraining order.
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Unexpected weather leads to dozens of spontaneous snowball fights.
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Higher plane
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Sounds kinda Freudian to me.
Of course, that's the problem with Freud. If it isn't one thing, it's your mother.
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NT: Newly discovered fossil that looked like ____ (insert what it looked like) ____ was the ancestor of ____(some modern creature, insert here)____!
Newly discovered fossil that looked like dinosaur feces was the ancestor of homeopathic medicine!
Edit: Yotz, that's three.
New Topic: Major League Baseball is
threateningcontemplating expansion again, with Montreal and Portland as the most likely targets. Suggest names for these two new teams. (The more amusing, the better.) -
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Avengers Mansion. What kind of freak spends all his spare time in a cave?
Heavy Metal:
French horn vs. Tuba
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If you're asking if I can calculate changes to your grade in my head, the answer is 'No'.
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Death Tribble once mistakenly ordered potassium sulfate, thinking it was Kaeto.
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See also: Definition, circular.
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Kaeto made me a deal! he said that if I didn't want to pay $3 apiece for them, he'd sell me five for $20!
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Thor. He's not just the God of Hammers, you know.
Very, Very Frightening:
Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (NBA)
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A pillow peed on by a black panther is something I want no part of.
Thunder vs. Lightning
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Kaeto sells chocolate-covered oysters online.
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The Last Word
in Non-Gaming Discussion
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"We're going to use matrices," the professor said, "because they're easier than differentials."
Is that true? I'm pretty sure the last time I did Matrix calculations, Ronald Reagan was still president.