Pariah

I think you meant, "II late".

Given that I'm gonna lose a bunch of them in either case, spinners are less expensive.

The B52's vs. an actual B-52 

Somebody paid $2B for the Clippers?!

Foxy mahogany bats!

Death Tribble was disappointed that when he went to an Indian restaurant and ordered curry, it tasted nothing like the star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Testing that involves big wooden bats?

Tell me more....

2 hours ago, death tribble said:

New Topic: Rhode Island secedes from the Union. What is the response ?

Nobody cares, or indeed even notices.

It's not official, but it could be shoehorned in.

You know, for the sake of the joke.

Rubrics to help score the tests, of course.

Energetic 

L. Marcus collects unicorn figurines cast in iridium.

Also, the pic forgot to mention 999.

The lack of a zero complicates things, too.

On 12/17/2017 at 6:33 PM, Pariah said:

The only major character I care about less than Batman is Squirrel Girl.

I just realized that I posted this in the wrong thread.

Sorry.

Steam typewriters?!

Now I want one!

Problem 

The only major character I care about less than Batman is Squirrel Girl.

HOW THE %×÷*€ IS THAT AN INCOMPLETE PASS?!?

Proof, If any additional were needed, that Bill Belichick has some sort of satanic Faustian bargain.

Death Tribble can eat his weight in goose feathers in less than 30 minutes.

Much as I love Highlander, I've got to go with Inigo Montoya on this one.

Imperial Dreadnought vs. Vorlon Planet-killer 

What does that even mean?

Honey badger, clearly. Razorbacks, even giant mutant ones, are not natural predators.

Whiny Movie Emo Kids:

Edward Cullen vs. Kylo Ren 

I've seen things 

Things you can't even believe 

Past designs, future designs 

Cables in the bend 

Secondhand sounds, future sounds 

Synthesized dialogues

Incomprehensible softwares

Hi Jon

Let's break some rules

Here comes the sun

We're doing some recordings later

Same old factory, you know 

I have some names for you:

Polyester Landscape 

Nylon Oxygen 

Ashes To Concrete 

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

Oh, by the way

It's been a beautiful morning

What a morning

Great morning 

It's a great morning, man 

That joke seems a little forced.

Denver's O-line has looked better the past couple of games. That may just be a function of having played the Jets and the Colts, but still.