Pariah

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

This is rapidly devolving into pointless nitpicking. See you.

Overrated 

Q: What's the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

Funny, it only feels like the world ended in January....

Make nachos!

Springfield 

As an homage to countless WWII movies, a slow-moving bomber squadron that requires fighter escorts makes a lot of sense.

In terms of practicality, however, mass drivers would have been much more effective.

A clone? Sure, clones are a part of the franchise's history...the same part that brought us boring parliamentary politics, Jar Jar Binks, midichlorians, and dialogue so painfully dull and stilted that it makes most X-rated movies look like Shakespeare by comparison.

I'm okay with Rey being a nobody.

Condolences to family and friends on the loss of a true hero.

It seems to me that we can best honor his memory by trying to be the kind of person that he was: kind, helpful, and decent.

15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the referee at the Super Bowl is out of his mind.

During the coin toss, one of the Patriots players snatches the coin cleanly out of the air to assure that they win. The referee ultimately declares that it wasn't actually a catch.

New Topic: Subtle signs that your Senator / Representative / MP has secretly been replaced by Foxbat.

Dandelion 

Death Tribble did the Time Warp. Again. Breixt and the Trump presidency were the unfortunate aftereffects.

Pain & suffering

Divine 

Nobody gets kissed on Boxing Day.

Battle of Not-Christmas Holidays IM:

Arbor Day vs. Flag Day

(What? They're clearly not Christmas....  )

1 hour ago, Logan.1179 said:

I haven't seen it (and probably won't) so I have to ask, is it really that bad? Just tell me it's not Phantom Menace bad.

My $0.02: It's better than any of the prequels (not that that's a particularly high bar to clear....). It's better than The Force Awakens. It might be better than any Star Wars movie not named The Empire Strikes Back.

Yes, it has flaws, some of them really obvious. But I don't really get all the hate here. I saw it, and I loved it.

YMMV, obviously.

I think you meant, "II late".

Given that I'm gonna lose a bunch of them in either case, spinners are less expensive.

The B52's vs. an actual B-52 

Somebody paid $2B for the Clippers?!

Foxy mahogany bats!

Death Tribble was disappointed that when he went to an Indian restaurant and ordered curry, it tasted nothing like the star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Testing that involves big wooden bats?

Tell me more....

2 hours ago, death tribble said:

New Topic: Rhode Island secedes from the Union. What is the response ?

Nobody cares, or indeed even notices.