Pariah

If you were a Seminoles fan, you'd be more than embarrassed. You'd be out of your mind.

Larry 

Southern Miss has a 6-0 lead on Florida State right now.

 I don't expect it to last, but it sure is amusing for the moment.

There are a great many things about quantum mechanics that I don't claim to understand, the most mysterious of which is how I managed to pull a B- in the class as an undergraduate.

Looking forward to QM and Relativity in the Spring!

6 hours ago, Starlord said:

Great, more math.  No more mathing.  Mathing is bad!

Hi, welcome to the Numbers thread.

13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Blog post comments that really don't need to be in all caps.

HE WENT PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY!

6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If you think Santa Claus is a badass, get a load of the Easter Bunny!

Q: What's more badass than Santa Claus with Russian mafia tats and a pair of Cossack sabres?

A: It looks like Jack Frost has been nipping at more than your nose.

11 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Your chance to show your psychic powerzz: Ludicrous headlines that will become real in 2018!!

BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!!!

Storm

1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: It's a good thing this Turtle Armor comes with a Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee!

Q: Well, Agent Johnson bought the farm on today's mission. I don't think he had life insurance. How are we going to pay for his funeral?

A: For the last time, I don't know the guy's name on third base!

Mobile Infantry 

Catholic confessional booth.

Nightingale 

How often is that really an issue where you live?

And let's not even get started on prepositions, shall we?

Bait 

3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: The Curse of Christmas be upon you!

Q: What do you mean I have to stay up until 3 in the morning wrapping presents for the kids?

A: And David Cassidy in a pear tree.

Band 

At this point, I genuinely have no idea what you folks are talking about, or what (if anything) it may have to do with football.

Trout 

Received 

But both at the same time?

Yeah, that looks all right. Much better than a hot dog.

9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

You'll have to tell me about the Jazz.

The Jazz played reasonably well tonight, considering they didn't have Rudy Gobert (injury) or Gordon Hayward (Celtics). They played the Thunder pretty tight in the first half, trailing only by four at halftime. But in the second half a combination of hot shooting by Oklahoma City, cold shooting by the Jazz, and absolutely no offensive rebounding whatsoever by the Jazz ultimately gave the game to the Thunder.

If it is, nobody in power is looking at it.