Pariah

Good for music (Pink Floyd), not good for health care.

Loquacious much? 

Going to see the Jazz and Thunder tonight.

Conditioner 

1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: It's time for the New England Patriots to end.

Q: What is something that fans of 31 NFL teams all agree upon?

A: Of course it was!

What do you mean, the Queen's English, or the American version?

Where?

Precious 

Guard. 

Master of Voices:

Mel Blanc vs. Frank Oz 

We actually got a lecture as part of our beginning of year inservice meetings a couple of years back about using the InstaCare. They said that the widespread use of InstaCare facilities by District employees was driving up our healthcare costs, and that our insurance premiums were going to increase as a result. They specifically told us, "Don't go to the InstaCare if you don't have to."

What?

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

This is rapidly devolving into pointless nitpicking. See you.

Overrated 

Q: What's the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

Funny, it only feels like the world ended in January....

Make nachos!

Springfield 

As an homage to countless WWII movies, a slow-moving bomber squadron that requires fighter escorts makes a lot of sense.

In terms of practicality, however, mass drivers would have been much more effective.

A clone? Sure, clones are a part of the franchise's history...the same part that brought us boring parliamentary politics, Jar Jar Binks, midichlorians, and dialogue so painfully dull and stilted that it makes most X-rated movies look like Shakespeare by comparison.

I'm okay with Rey being a nobody.

Condolences to family and friends on the loss of a true hero.

It seems to me that we can best honor his memory by trying to be the kind of person that he was: kind, helpful, and decent.

15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the referee at the Super Bowl is out of his mind.

During the coin toss, one of the Patriots players snatches the coin cleanly out of the air to assure that they win. The referee ultimately declares that it wasn't actually a catch.

New Topic: Subtle signs that your Senator / Representative / MP has secretly been replaced by Foxbat.

Dandelion 

Death Tribble did the Time Warp. Again. Breixt and the Trump presidency were the unfortunate aftereffects.

Pain & suffering