Pariah

It's not official, but it could be shoehorned in.

You know, for the sake of the joke.

Rubrics to help score the tests, of course.

Energetic 

L. Marcus collects unicorn figurines cast in iridium.

Also, the pic forgot to mention 999.

The lack of a zero complicates things, too.

On 12/17/2017 at 6:33 PM, Pariah said:

The only major character I care about less than Batman is Squirrel Girl.

I just realized that I posted this in the wrong thread.

Sorry.

Steam typewriters?!

Now I want one!

Problem 

The only major character I care about less than Batman is Squirrel Girl.

HOW THE %×÷*€ IS THAT AN INCOMPLETE PASS?!?

Proof, If any additional were needed, that Bill Belichick has some sort of satanic Faustian bargain.

Death Tribble can eat his weight in goose feathers in less than 30 minutes.

Much as I love Highlander, I've got to go with Inigo Montoya on this one.

Imperial Dreadnought vs. Vorlon Planet-killer 

What does that even mean?

Honey badger, clearly. Razorbacks, even giant mutant ones, are not natural predators.

Whiny Movie Emo Kids:

Edward Cullen vs. Kylo Ren 

I've seen things 

Things you can't even believe 

Past designs, future designs 

Cables in the bend 

Secondhand sounds, future sounds 

Synthesized dialogues

Incomprehensible softwares

Hi Jon

Let's break some rules

Here comes the sun

We're doing some recordings later

Same old factory, you know 

I have some names for you:

Polyester Landscape 

Nylon Oxygen 

Ashes To Concrete 

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

Oh, by the way

It's been a beautiful morning

What a morning

Great morning 

It's a great morning, man 

That joke seems a little forced.

Denver's O-line has looked better the past couple of games. That may just be a function of having played the Jets and the Colts, but still.

We just got back from seeing Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

It was amazing.

Andrew Luck to the Broncos? Now THAT would be intriguing....

Summer 

Jack O'Neil.

Battle of the Jacks:

Jack Burton vs. Captain Jack Sparrow 

Gotta go with Castle Wolfenstein for sentimental reasons.

Better Game For Its Time:

DOOM vs. Halo

Trevor Siemian is done for the year. The shoulder injury he suffered last night is a partial separation. Good news is that he won't need surgery.

Bad news? Either Brock Osweiler or Paxton Lynch will start the Broncos' last two games.

The QB situation for next year is...a hot mess. Siemian still has a year left on his contract; Lynch has two left. Neither of them is making anything like traditional staring QB money (<$1M in 2018 for Siemian; <$1.5M in 2018, <$2M in 2019 for Lynch). Osweiler is, of course, making something exorbitant like $16M next year, but it's almost all being paid for by Cleveland.  Osweiler's only here on a 1 year deal anyway; I'd be very surprised to see him back next year. But I was surprised to see him here this year, so I guess you never know.

Knee-jerk speculation in Broncoland is currently focused on Elway grabbing another aging QB and hoping to ride him to another Super Bowl the way they did with Peyton Manning. Eli Manning's name keeps popping up, but I don't know how seriously to take that. There's also speculation that Elway will try to chase Kirk Cousins if Washington decides not to keep him. I've also heard Tyrod Taylor's name brought up, although I can't imagine why Buffalo would let go of him, given Peterman's debut outing.

It's going to be an interesting offseason in Denver.

"Patience is a virtue!"

"Not right now, it isn't!"