Pariah

John Elway is a Jedi Master.

John Elway is a Jedi Master.

He has a tattoo of Maxwell's equations around his biceps.

What would the point of drinking coffee be, then?

He's agreed to coach the US team in the World Cup.

Well, the whiskey's cheaper at home, and I don't have to wear pants to boot.

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -Robert Wilensky

Unintelligible lyrics, you say?
 

Unintelligible lyrics, you say?
 

Actually, not proven. The monkeys aren't on typewriters. On typewriters they might generate good stuff. Instead, they're on the internet, downloading banana porn and adding comments like "DARWIN WUZ RONGGGG, SUCKAH!!!!"

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -Robert Wilensky

#NO!#

Q: So you're the only person she gives extra-large chocolate chips to?
 
A: The human race was dying out -- no-one left to scream and shout.

Lars Ulrich has made it his mission in life to destroy you.

Norway! Come to see our award-winning fjords, stay for the lutefisk!
 
New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Marie Antoinette is no longer amused by your antics.

You're a devoted member of one of the two major political parties in the United States.

You're a devoted member of one of the two major political parties in the United States.

I'd watch that.
 
 
Cage matches between Democratic and Republican lawmakers. Seriously, it's almost to that point in Congress anyway.

Jerry Jones.

Barney.

"We have a new channel featuring productions of all the NGD Superdraft winners for the past four years. It's only an additional $129.95 per month! Shall I put you down for two years?"
 
New Topic: What unusual event(s) will transpire next Spring to prevent a deserving horse from winning the Triple Crown?

Q: So let me get this straight: You're going to steal my bank accounts, sell my wife into slavery, burn my house down, turn my kids into drug addicts, pay my boss to fire me, have the feds put out a terrorism warrant out on me, and watch me kill myself by disemboweling with a broken beer bottle. Anything else on the agenda?
 
A: Bring Ketchup.
 

Two of my students have told me in the last two days that they're going to pursue degrees in science because of their experiences in my classes.
 
What? I've just got something in my eye, that's all.

Two of my students have told me in the last two days that they're going to pursue degrees in science because of their experiences in my classes.
 
What? I've just got something in my eye, that's all.

Two of my students have told me in the last two days that they're going to pursue degrees in science because of their experiences in my classes.
 
What? I've just got something in my eye, that's all.