Tim

Re: Order of the Stick He's never going to give you up.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hmmm. Several Billboards around here have been purchased by a local hospital to show a picture of one of the Doctors (each one has a different doc) and the words "I Hate Cancer!" I can't help but think when I see the billboards, "What did he do to all these doctors?"

Re: The cranky thread IT: Why would anyone need a printer during finals week?

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster http://www.veoh.com/watch/v190021475QxJNjMS?h1=Tank+-+James+Garner+%281984%29

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Tell them it is time to update to the Gregorian Calendar and throw away their Julian Calendars.

Re: "Neat" Pictures That seals it.This thread has gone to the Dogs.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Crap pants in 3..2..1!

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Yes. Please send the Japanese schoolgirls my way.

Re: Jokes You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. 7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. 8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind. 9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. 10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

Re: Jokes A rich man walks into the Dean's Office at a small but prestigious college and announces he'd like to donate several million dollars to the institution. "Why, that's very generous of you," says the dean. "But there is one condition," replies the rich man. "I'd like an honorary degree bestowed." "That's no problem," says the dean, "no problem at all." "I haven't finished," cautions the rich man. "I want an honorary degree for my horse." The dean gulps and says, "Your horse??" "Yup, you bet," says the rich man. "She carried me for many a year and I owe her a lot. I'd like her to receive a Tr D.-- a Doctor of Transportation degree." "But, but, but," protests the dean, "we can't give a degree to a horse. What will people think?" "I thought you might say that. Well, I'll just take my donation to another educational institution." Seeing the millions slip through his fingers, the dean says, "Wait, wait. Let me consult with the school trustees." A hurried trustee meeting was called and the dean relays the details of the deal. All of the board except the oldest member reacted with shock and dismay. The oldest trustee almost appeared to sleep through the meeting. After all the arguments were made, this one old man says, "Take the money and give the horse the degree." The dean says, "What? Don't you think that would disgrace the college?" "Of course not," the old trustee counters. "Doing this would be an honor and a feather in our cap. It would be the first time we ever gave an honorary degree to the ENTIRE horse."

Re: Jokes Two friends met in the street. One man looked rather forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars." "I'm sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?" "Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand, free and clear." "Well, you can't be disappointed with that!" "Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost one hundred thousand dollars." "Incredible! So how come you look so glum?" "Well, this week ... nothing!"

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Re: A Thread for Random Videos http://youtu.be/W-dEplpVusk

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The party is fighting a group of Lizard Men. The King calls out for their ancestor spirit to aid him. Out floats a Will-O-Wisp wearing a Lizard man skull. Player: "We;'re being attacked by a Bob?"

Re: Musings on Random Musings So what did you get?

Re: "Neat" Pictures A couple I found on the Cheezburger network...

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster It all depends on what the definition of 'is' is.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Sounds like they caused you to Poe in your pants.

Re: "Neat" Pictures I think it is missing a few parts...

Re: "Neat" Pictures I like how you can tell the difference between their home grown maps and copied western maps by whether Japan is in the center of not.

Re: Musings on Random Musings When asked why I'm not married or even have a steady, I always say that I haven't found a woman willing to put up with me yet.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Felica Day is Dalish-ous in that peice.

Re: The cranky thread [church lady voice] Could it be Sa..tan?[/church lady voice]

Re: City of Heroes - Online Hero Game I'm on Champion, Virtue, Pinnacle, and Exalted.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos My favorite use of the song.