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Re: The cranky thread If you can catch them in your home. They would be caught and released from this life.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos I can't think of the name of the other lady beside Dione. And, also, does Elton remind you a bit of Grima Wormtongue here?

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Men in Coats http://www.koreus.com/video/men-in-coats.html

Re: A Thread for Random Videos I remember that one!. You never knew what was going to be said next.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Playing in a Pathfinder Kingmaker campaign. We already have established our kingdom, and several buildings. A 'Philter of Love' was left at teh local shrine for payment of services. The GM was reading the entry about it. "It's a permanent 'Charm Person'. It can be dispelled the usual ways: Dispel Magic, Break Enchantment..." ME: "...Marriage." The entire table broke up.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Not really. It puts it near the top of second teir cities.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Hmmmm, Felicia Day as Molotov Cocktease...

Re: Creepy Pics. They've revamped in Pathfinder. Look for the book "Misfit Monsters redeemed". Made them sutably scary.

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster stay away from government agencies then.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos A friend though they were singing "I'm Blue, I'm in need of a guy."

Re: Jokes A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue." she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the "statue." Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here." he said to the 'statue.' "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Yes. It is very Good Good.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... Why not? Then you can show her your nuts.

Re: "Neat" Pictures F -Flight of the Navigator T- Teen Wolf W - Weird Science

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... It's more fun to play doctor anyway...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings I wonder how popular the expression would be if instead of backs it was "You scratch my ass. I'll scratch yours."

Re: Musings on Random Musings *lops off old man's head.*

Re: Musings on Random Musings The movie so bad even the producers deny its existence. Highlander II - The Sickening.. I mean Quickening.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER So who played the Piss Boy?

Re: Jokes WAR BETWEEN IRELAND AND FRANCE AVERTED Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, there is myself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one hundred thousand men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begorra!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Chirac asked. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor." Chirac sighed, amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one hundred fifty thousand since we last spoke." "Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on!" We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!" Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to two hundred thousand!" "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr.Chirac! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two hundred thousand prisoners."

Re: Creepy Pics. I've seen enough hentai, I know where that is going...

Re: Jokes My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

Re: "Neat" Pictures This is actually a completely edible gingerbread house. See more at the link below http://www.delish.com/entertaining-ideas/holidays/christmas/gingerbread-house-pictures-fw2010

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... They're crazy like that.

Re: Jokes Bob always fell asleep during the sermon and it was beginning to bother the minister. One Sunday, Bob fell asleep as usual. The minister , seeing this, decided to try and teach Bob a lesson. "All those who want to go to heaven," he whispered, "Stand up." The whole congregation stood, except for Bob who was sleeping peacefully. The minister then motioned for everyone to sit back down. "Alright now. All those who want to go to Hell..." began the minister in a normal voice. "STAND UP!" He shouted. This jolted Bob awake as he jumped to his feet. Bob looked around to see everyone seated except himself and the minister. Turning to the minister, Bob said, " I don't know what we're voting on preacher. But it looks like only you and me are for it."