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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Today's Inspirational Lesson: > Never irritate a woman who can operate a backhoe. [ATTACH=CONFIG]38078[/ATTACH] Thus endeth the lesson: Women are Angels...And when someone breaks their wings...They simply continue to fly....on a broomstick They are flexible like that.

Re: The cranky thread I didn't realize Viagra was an anti-depressant.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make them have to work in hostile conditions and have the city condemn their actions no matter what the situation.

Re: Order of the Stick "Just wait for it."

Re: The Last Word Fat Albert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WT-fxBNKs8

Re: The Last Word I think my memory database is pornographic.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER "If you are going the spped of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?"

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Cause tonight I'm frakking you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKFW6QeGvns

Re: Jokes The other day my boss was teasing me and said I had to bring everyone else a treat the next day. So I did. A whole can.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER What are over ripe kitties?

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'd like pictures.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Windows operating system

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER If any Strawberry Blonde Lady would like to be embraced, I'll do it for free!

Re: Musings on Random Musings Sorry Vondy, no offense intended. I couldn't resist.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Tradition. *music starts* Tra-ditionnnnn, Tradition.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I want you to reenact the police chase with chariots!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You bought it two days ago.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos This is hilarious. bill Cosby talking to a southern lady and getting bamboozled. http://www.casttv.com/video/72dkchn/bill-cosby-understanding-southern-video

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Louisiana legislature passes a law saying that I cannot approach within 100 miles of New Orleans. NT: Subtle signs that you won't be invited back to gencon.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Learn how to play the game?

Re: Jokes Harlequin novel, version 2011 He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking ‘No’ for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . . "Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread. We all know Osiris actually writes all the HERO system material, and lets Steve take the credit.

Re: Order of the Stick "besides, Roy is your name, not mine."

Re: Musings on Random Musings So, in effect, You go by your middle name instead of your first name.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Lief Garret or Lief Ericsson?