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zornwil reacted to Lightray in The New Circle
*pant*, *pant*
Because I was trying to steal ideas from you all for tomorrow night's game, and it was getting annoying trying to find stuff and I'm a little compulsive like that. That's why:
Guide to Characters in the Thread
The New Circle Homepage
The Circle
Legend – 350 pt Superman tribute
Legend – 750 pt experienced Superman tribute
team dynamics for Legend
Night Hunter – 350 pt Batman tribute
Night Hunter – 750 pt experienced Batman tribute
Avenging Angel – 649 pt Atlantean attack craft vehicle for Night Hunter
Hunt Lodge – 626 pt base for Night Hunter
team dynamics for Night Hunter
Athenian – 350 pt Wonder Woman tribute
Athenian – 750 pt experienced Wonder Woman tribute
team dynamics for Athenian
Always – 350 pt Flash tribute
Always – 750 pt experienced Flash tribute
team dynamics for Always
The Light – 350 pt Green Lantern tribute
The Light’s Jade Tigers – 142 pt summonable for The Light
The Light – 750 pt Green Lantern tribute
The Light’s Jade Dragon – 375 pt summonable for The Light
team dynamics for The Light
The Master – 1717 pt mystic mentor
The Lucky Dragon – 350 pt Chinese restaurant base
Enemies of The Circle
The Sinister Chang Kar Wai – 750 pt enemy of The Light
Golden Chinese Demon – 719 pt summonable for Chang Kar Wai
Arthur Wellington Smyth Jacoby – 600 pt adventuring ghost minion for Chang Kar Wai
Golden Monkey Warriors – 459 pt minions for Chang Kar Wai
Maria Chang – 150 pt lawyer for Chang Kar Wai
Allies of The Circle
Kanae – 350 pt Aquaman tribute
Silence – 350 pt Martian Manhunter tribute
Haunt – 350 pt Specter tribute
Oppenheimer – 350 pt The Mighty Atom! tribute
Dog – 350 pt super-pet
Boudicca – 350 pt Green Arrow tribute
The Lion of Shaolin – 350 pt Black Canary tribute
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by Moody Loner
Tao – 350 pt Captain America tribute
Tao – 750 pt experienced Captain America tribute
the Baffler – 290 pt Baffler tribute
Cold Iron - 600 Point Power Armor Foe of the Fey Folk
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by Enforcer84
The Legendary Ithecles – 1300 pt Thor tribute
Empowered – 350 pt Hour Man tribute
Empowered – 750 pt experienced Hour Man tribute
The Marvel - 350 point Captain Marvel Tribute
The Marvel - 850 Point Captain Marvel Tribute
Balrog, the Demon – 350 pt KISS tribute
Idol, the Star Child – 350 pt KISS tribute
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by SKJAM!
Howling Man – 350 pt Wolverine/Vixen/Animal Man tribute
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by Kristopher
T'Shenk Kennet – 805 pt mystic hero
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by Killer Shrike
Legend – 446 pt version (played by OddHat in Killer Shrike’s campaign?)
Epitaph – 447 pt dystopian version of Legend
Alex Abraxas – 800 pt Lex Luthor tribute
Silvera – 750 pt Metallo tribute
Schism – 425 pt Two-Face tribute
Gentleman Jim – 1100 pt Gentleman Ghost tribute
Bipolar – 600 pt Two-Face tribute
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by JohnOSpencer
Lotus – 398 pt mystic heroine
The Golden Skull – 1093 pt master-level mystic villain
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by Lightray
The Lady In Black – 1125 pt NPC plot device
Valentine – 600 pt John Constantine tribute
Vespero – 500 pt Hawkman tribute
Vespera- 500 pt Hawkwoman tribute
Black Swan - 350 Point Zatana Tribute
The Undying Ka - 590 point Multiforming Master Villain and Lord of the Underground Empire
Gorilla Ka – 480 pt Ka multiform
Ant Ka – 480 pt Ka multiform
Dolores Summers – 480 pt Ka multiform
Ushabti Ka – 480 pt Ka multiform
Giant Ant – 115 pt creature minion
Hidden Sanctum – 200 pt base
bonus scenario sketch for the Undying Ka
Golden Knight – 350 pt Booster Gold tribute
Sapphire Scarab II – 375 pt Blue Beetle tribute
Scarabaeus – 245 pt beetle ornithopter
Djinna – 230 pt “teen champions†Jakeem Thunder tribute
Sibyl – 800 pt Oracle tribute
The Fairest – 500 pt Mirror Master tribute
Shuriken-san – 500 pt Captain Boomerang tribute
Piper – 500 pt Pied Piper tribute
Van der Decken – 550 pt Captain Cold tribute
The Flying Dutchman – 260 pt ghost ship
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by Fireg0lem
Lumina – 350 pt mystic lunar/solar PC
White Wizard - 600 pt racist KKK wizard
Knucklebones – 999 pt master villain
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by Myrmidon
Black Lion – 611 pt mystic villain
Black Rose – 605 pt mystic villainess
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by Nexus
Sin – 450 pt mystic demon PC
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by Chuckg
Starguard – 815 pt mystic PC with sunny disposition
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by bblackmoor
Thornmallow - 1014 point Giant Iron Gollem Lich / Doctor Doom Tribute
Nightveil - 343 point lighthearted Sorceress
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by Skaramine
The Quarter - Fantastic Four Tribute, Allies and Rivals of the New Circle
Professor Tesseract - 350 point Mister Fantastic tribute
Phantasma - 350 point Invisible Girl Tribute
Goyle - 350 point Thing tribute
Feyfire - 350 point Human Torch Tribute
The Manse Knight - 240 point base for the Quarter
Comte Ste. Germain – 1275 pt foe of the Quarter
Dragonstar – 350 pt blend of Green Lantern/Captain Marvel
Boneface – 350 pt blend of Mr. Miracle, Deadman, Nightcrawler, and Dick Grayson
The Bison – 350 pt Cyborg/Thing analog
Soulrider – 800 pt master villain
Captain Deadboy – 350 pt John Constantine + Incredible Hulk mix
White Eagle – 350 pt Black Canary tribute
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by megaplayboy
Deux Ex Machina – 17,734 pt (!) ominous god king
Deus Ex Machina, part deux
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by csyphrett
Captain Steve Charlton – 450 pt. Dimensional Commando
Q-Man- 450 pt Dimensional Commando
Q-Man, part deux ?
Lily Veil – 450 pt Dimension Commando
Lily Veil, part deux
Scarlet Scarab – 450 pt Blue Beetle (?) tribute
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by steriaca
Lucifer Morningstar – 819 pt Lex Luthor analog
The Laff – 758 pt Joker/Riddler fusion
The Brain – 968 pt Braniac/Gorilla Grodd analog
The Great Eye – 1180 pt Starro analog
The Claw - 713 pt Cheetah analog
The Cold – 593 pt Captain Cold analog
The Corpse – 694 pt Solomon Grundy analog
The Dark – 747 pt Sinestro homage
The Devilfish - 821 pt Black Manta analog
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zornwil reacted in Longest Running Thread EVER
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Well, I've completed my post-modern Superfriends project.
I took some GI Joes, bought an Adam West head, modified a few others, put a Wonder Woman Barbie outfit and head on another body... and VOILA!
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zornwil reacted to Egyptoid in Longest Running Thread EVER
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.......
Roll 2d6 to determine your location in the Sol System:
2 Sun 3 Mercury 4 Venus 5 Earth 6 Mars 7 Asteroids 8 Jupiter 9 Saturn 10 Uranus 11 Neptune 12 Pluto
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zornwil reacted to Enforcer84 in NGD Scenes from a Hat
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"Your tax records have been deleted. I've taken the liberty of sending threatening emails to the IRS. Good luck, Skippy."
NT: First sign you've lost your bid for world domination
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zornwil reacted to Hermit in NGD Scenes from a Hat
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Could the Pope beat Captain America or the Batman?
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zornwil got a reaction from James Gillen in A Thread for Random Musings
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Philosophy is incredibly important - it illuminates the "why" of life, and simply as formalized logical thinking it stimulates the intellect in a way which has bearing on all activities. It should be taught from early grade school on. Our failure to embrace it in early education is just plain wrong and bad - it would enable learning faster later in school and pay off in a better-adjusted citizenry. It's much more important than this absurd notion we should be taking our time to teach children about feeling good about themselves.
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zornwil got a reaction from Bazza in A Thread for Random Musings
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I'm often surprised and interested by what generates people giving rep. Some of it is just timing (not being able to rep when desired and repping when the next "worthwhile" thing is said) but often there are individual items which resonate more than expected or, often, what I may think is something really interesting and worthwhile gets zero attention while another thing which I may post without thinking much about gets repped a few times.
I've never studied it, but I'm sure it'd be easy to be a "rep whore" in the on-topic fora, though it would take some study over a few months to really get the hang of which things generate the more rep-heavy posters' interests. Whereas there isn't much subtlety or thought required to be an NGD rep whore, as RFK demonstrated amply.
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zornwil reacted to Michael Hopcroft in NGD Scenes from a Hat
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"New to San Francisco? Let me take you to my place. I swear I'll make you feel the earth move!"
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zornwil reacted to Vanguard00 in NGD Scenes from a Hat
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"Damn, I can't believe I failed tomorrow's final again!"
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zornwil reacted to aylwin13 in NGD Scenes from a Hat
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"/Look to Camera 1/ Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness News. I'm /say your name/ and this is /gesture toward co-anchor/ Lenna White..."
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zornwil reacted to Mightybec in A Thread for Random Musings
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How many funny things can you find in this pic?
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zornwil got a reaction from Hyper-Man in The Last Word
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I'll see you and raise you 9/11 jokes...
(now it's even getting dangerous, but dammit I'm gonna win this round!)
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zornwil got a reaction from Battlestaff in NGD Scenes from a Hat
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"We were fortunate to have depth and nuance in our lead actor..."
NT: Last thing said before a computer bites the dust
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zornwil got a reaction from death tribble in Longest Running Thread EVER
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Bart's tall tale #2:
"Well, you know, this here travelin' to these parts brings back memories. Lessee, now, it was just about 2 years ago I was travelling through this here Sioux country, though a lot closer to the Missouri, quite a ways from here obviously. I had hooked up with a hellfire-n-brimstone preacher, a man by the name of Reverend Dwight Earl Thomason, who had quite an inspirin' show. He had asked me to organize the men who fixed up the wagons, got the vittles, all that, since they were, well, I hate to say it, but in his own words, "A low breed of man unredeemed by the Lord as of yet despite my best efforts."
"So as part of my duties I helped them on the hunt. Now a stray set of buffalo had made their way pretty far south and all our hopes were high that we'd be eatin' high on the buffalo, as it were. No sooner had I directed the men as to the best approach, managin' things from behind a bluff, then a whole flock o' Sioux came ridin' down as well as sneakin' around us. I did my best but the men were tired and next thing we knew, we'd been captured by them.
"They were going to scalp us but then one spotted the big sack I had by my side - gold coin payroll, I was holdin' on to it with the promise of disbursement upon a satisfactory night's meal, as per the padre. Since one of the braves had carelessly tied it up along with me to a pole, they had to half-untie me just to git at it. During that time, I made a few war whoops that frightened, somethin' I'd learned from Cherokee Joe down in New Orleans, and they paused. I took that moment to untangle myself further and, to their surprize, I dropped down to my knees and started drawin' on the ground. I was surprized, to, that I was fast enough that they hadn't plain cut me up before I could do that.
"Anyhow, I started showin' 'em the sun and the stars on a primitive astrological map on the ground. That was really just for stallin' purposes, but it got their interest. Then I drew Indian-like fellas under the sun, then, way down like from hades, the white men like us. They laughed and got a big kick out of it, nodded a whole lot. Then I pulled out the gold coins and said in English, "I'm sure someone understands me - you can have these if you give me my freedom, for I am a simple dishonorable white devil, I admit it. Just let me go, you can have these other fellas." Well that got my partners right upset but they didn't know I had a plan. You see, I saw one of the Sioux was a real young guy and had a shiny new rifle while the old boss was a more traditional sort - well you'll see...
"so one of the Injun Sioux walks up and grabs it and says in English, "Thank you, devil, but I kill you anyway." as he snatched the money. But as I expected the older chief suddenly got mad at this young buck and threw the money down. After all, these superstitious lot just figured that it ain't so good takin' the white devils evil temptations. But this young one had all his reasons, while the old chief argued the old ways. Next thing you know, they get into a big ruckus, with everyone takin' sides. I didn't know much Sioux but I'd repeat a word in someone's ear or point at someone who clearly said somethin' offensive in mock horror, and next thing you know, them Sioux are all fightin' each other!
"So I untied my partners real sneaky-like, then we surprized the last few braves standing. Got the money back and as I had started to suspect, some extra coins from the young brave who'd embraced the new ways. So the moral of the story is, it ain't so hard to take advantage of the Sioux and they ain't quite so smart as you'd think. I'm sure if we run across 'em we could lick 'em easy, either by words or by guns or both. Well, y'all have a good evenin's sleep, I know I could stand a few nods..."
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zornwil reacted to death tribble in NGD Scenes from a Hat
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My power is to make exciting things bland. I got hired by the Brannon and Berga and worked on Star Trek Voyager before they brought the Borg in.
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zornwil got a reaction from AliceTheOwl in Longest Running Thread EVER
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Bart's Tall Tales #3 (last one)
When the first breathing space comes up after the defeat of Ramon MartiÞnez and the procurement of the watch, Bart regails everyone with yet another tale (but this one takes a few different twists from his familiar tone). (NB - unfamiliar readers should be forewarned that the occasionally-unusual tone in this compared to the other two is supposed to be symptomatic of insanity creeping into Bart as a result of holding the watch mentioned prior in this paragraph)
"Yup, this reminds me of many years ago when I was working a, ahem, business with a man out near Houston. We had a rather profitable business selling people real estate back east, as he had come across several deeds to good development property. We had many satisfied customers and so many people had bought property we figured it was time to move along and give another town the great opportunity of land for little money down. By the way, if y'all need any property I do still have a few acres in a little beauty of an area of the Catskills up in New York State
"Anyhow, my acquaintance whom I'll simply call Jared Smith for the purposes of this exposition, wired on ahead to Albuquerque and got us, he said, room and board. Well, sometimes I like to help people out without making a big fuss over it and in the course of helping him out by packing for him while he slept I found he'd actually wired some two hundred dollars on to some town called Boulder.
"Well [suddenly becoming rather animated] I don't know why I didn't slit his throat while he slept and laughed as his blood ran out, that little snake - I hope I see him in hell - [calming only a bit] - and, ah, anyway, to get back to the point here, I realized I was quite short of cash now since he'd had the lion's share of it - I'm a trusting man, y'know. So I borrowed his things, including his pearl-handled guns, and Mrs. Gray you'll be proud to know I donated it to the local church as he slept - I must admit by the way his sleep was sound due to the villainy of alcohol, something I only indulge in medicinally.
"I suppose the Lord has a way of returning things ten-fold, as they say, and after a visit to a nice old wealthy lady, I was fortunate enough that she loaned me some several hundred dollars - long story - and I used the money to, after making a small donation to the parish, take off to this Boulder town. I paid a few good citizens, who understood how at the mercy of this sinner I was, to say I'd gone on to Albuquerque without him. Meanwhile I also paid an out-of-work engraver who had a family of 12 to feed to forge me some documents saying I was Jared. That way when I got to Boulder, well ahead of Jered whom I trust first tried to angrily find me on the road to Albuquerque, I could claim the two hundred plus dollars. So I made out with a small profit after it was all said and done, and {taking off his hat}, so did the Lord's flock. Well, what could I do? I admit, I shouldn't have been around such a shady character. Anyway, defeating this here Ramon sinner reminds me a bit of that incident and how sometimes you gotta break omelets to make eggs.
"'Course [suddenly turning red and shaking] I sure hope I meet Jared and really teach him about justice by ramming my gun down his throat and blowin' out his innards. Damn sinner, makes me sick how a man could let you down. El Puerqo, how'd you like to take target practice on that sorry loser!? It'd be funny, eh, blastin' away at him! HAHAHHAhahahaha ha ..... ha? 'Scuse me, I must have a headache from the sun and all this killin' today, not quite myself."
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zornwil reacted to Savinien in Longest Running Thread EVER
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Isn't grabbing by the balls counterproductive to getting it done?
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zornwil got a reaction from Savinien in Longest Running Thread EVER
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Yeah, I got it...
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zornwil reacted to Tim in A Thread for Random Musings
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And The Word of HERO is Spread...
Get this, I've recently introduced several freinds to HERO. One, told a freind of his (but not mine) about HERO and what it could do. I was just informed this third guy just purchased 5ER and a couple other HERO books from the website this week.
You don't have to rush to thak me.
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zornwil got a reaction from gewing in A Thread for Random Musings
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Enough, enough, neutral corners again.
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zornwil reacted to Hermit in A Thread for Random Musings
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Inspired by Old Man's sig, which is often erriely appropriate, or at least funny, I have altered my own in a temporary experiment.