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NT: More sidekicks for superheroes who don't already have sidekicks.

 

"Today Power Girl introduced her new sidekick Blind Boy, claiming he was the only male she knew who could concentrate on fighting crime while she was around."

 

New Topic: Superhero scandals we haven't heard about--yet.

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New Topic: Superhero scandals we haven't heard about--yet.

 

"The world was shocked today when secretly-taken photos of Power Girl changing clothes were released to the world. The surprise? There, between the legs . . . let's just say that Power 'Girl' should have chosen a different name!

 

In related news, twelve people died at Comic Con by choking to death on their own vomit upon release of this news."

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NT: World's Worst Vigilante killer name

 

"Yo, homies, zup? I'm da Trilla Killa, check it ooout! Word."

Which is the World's Worst Vigilante Killer name because it's being said by a guy the color of Wonder Bread.

 

 

And the toughness of same.

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NT: Precautions being made to stop Death Tribble getting over excited amongst the X-Files and Gillian fans at the European Premiere of the new X-Files movie

 

The fact that it's 2008, and the European X-Files Fan Club at this point could probably fit in a minivan.

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NT: Precautions being made to stop Death Tribble getting over excited amongst the X-Files and Gillian fans at the European Premiere of the new X-Files movie

 

Full Hannibal Lecter getup.

 

NT: Nate Fillion is voicing Steve Trevor in the Wonder Woman animated movie...What other characters should Nathan Voice?

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All of them not done by Kevin Conroy or Mark Hammill

 

Great observation. Somebody hit this man with the Rep stick for me, please.

 

NT: Nate Fillion is voicing Steve Trevor in the Wonder Woman animated movie...What other characters should Nathan Voice?

 

Vigilante, straight in on a crossover from Justice League Unlimited.

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NT: Nate Fillion is voicing Steve Trevor in the Wonder Woman animated movie...What other characters should Nathan Voice?

 

Wonder Woman herself. Time to stretch himself as a voice actor.

 

NT: Innovative ways supervillains would solve the mortgage crisis.

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NT: Innovative ways supervillains would solve the mortgage crisis.

 

Destroy all civilization as we know it. Nobody has to worry about mortgages if we're all living in caves and lean-tos.

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Letting him read the reviews of said movie.

 

'Why do you say this to me, when you know that I will kill you for it?'

 

The fact that it's 2008' date=' and the European X-Files Fan Club at this point could probably fit in a minivan.[/quote']

 

There are more than you would think.

 

Full Hannibal Lecter getup.

 

Ok that would do it.

 

And supervillains would turn prime Golf Club estate into houses. Thus peeing off the wealthy something rotten. Consider the effect, supervillains seen as heroes to the people because they hurt the wealthy Caucasian where it hurts, his Golf Club !

 

NT: How to make Estate Agents (Realtors) heroic or superheroic

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NT: How to make Estate Agents (Realtors) heroic or superheroic

"Here we have a truly unique spacious, underground dwelling. I think you'll come to appreciate the solitude. It's all about location, location, location, and for the privacy seeking homeowner it doesn't get much better than the North Pole. You would have to go to the moon for more privacy. ...Would you like to see something on the moon?"

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