MadCow Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: ?? You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment... Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil." Well... maybe you're right. Or perhaps the woman is evil, or is the Naughty Sauceress. Or perhaps both of them are evil. That's why a fireball is the best solution to everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jim Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: ?? my wolfen devourer says "hey, where'd you get the snakkies ?? i like 'em low-fat myself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: ?? You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment... Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil." Well, Beohorn is impulsive and likes to play the hero. He acts without thinking, so he'd automatically assume the minotaur is the badguy and the woman needs rescuing (and with any luck, maybe after he rescues the girl, she'll shack up with him later). Arielle is a little bit bloodthirsty, but she's gotten into trouble for shooting the wrong person before (um... several times), so she'd wait until things were made more clear. And then she'd shoot someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad GM Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: ?? Kindarus (mercenary captain) - offer to hire him. Ventiun (thespian thaumaturge) - distract him by telekinetically waving my cloak in his face, trying desperately to think of a better plan. Reginald (mage spy) - go invisible and follow him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: ?? I waste him with my crossbow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: ?? I waste him with my crossbow! You, sir, are so not getting repped for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestidigitator Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: ?? I allocate all my willy CSLs to defense and then wiss on his foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: ?? The bull headed man seems shocked and amazed at the fireworks, beer, and pee. He looks annoyed and says, "Look pal, if you wanted the brunette you should have said so." He places the beautiful blonde at your feet, then goes back into the building. You hear footsteps coming around the corner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: ?? I waste them with my crossbow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: ?? Fireball coming on line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: ?? Crap. Here's someone just handing out gorgeous babes, and I've already run away as fast as I can. Sounds like the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestidigitator Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: ?? I grab the brunette (...er, blonde?) and pretend we are making out in the corner until the footsteps pass by! (...and consider allocating all my willy CSLs to offense, but resist the temptation for the time being, as she is unconscious and I am not that kind of guy.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Re: ?? I use my held action and say "Hello" to the woman and take a new hold action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayoman Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Re: ?? As you walk down the alley the wall to the left explodes outward in a shower of brick. Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms. Phase 12, go. Not to make the assumption that the creature has indead harmed the woman I would simply ask, "Do you seek aid for the lady?" then hold my action to see how the creature reacts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayoman Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Re: ?? You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment... Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil." Agreed. I answered very similarly before I read the 2nd page of the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestidigitator Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: ?? Agreed. I answered very similarly before I read the 2nd page of the post. All I did was wiss on his foot! Sheesh! He decided to hand over the girl, not knowing if I had good intentions or not. That does make him something less than altogether conscientious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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