death tribble Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy once made a Country out of mayonnaise. It got independence last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above It also selected Death Tribble as head of state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above One of Cancer's many hobbies is to whittle redwoods down to ten-inch replicas of the Washington Monument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus refuses to leave his abode if it's the 4th Thursday in a row to have both rain and sunshine between the hours of 9.00am and 4.00pm in a month containing the letter 'R', when the moon is waning and the door bell has rung 3 times. It should be noted that he doesn't leave it during Papal or Presidential visits to his home town, but they're much, much rarer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a fear of dwarf nuns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble developed the "Paris Hilton Celebrity Edition" of Trivial Pursuits. It was noted for only having 1 card with six questions, the answers to all of which are "Yes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio always attacks people from Andorra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above There are no longer any people who are actually from Andorra. Death tribble hunted down all the native-born ones and ate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's got Phobos and Deimos tattooed on his knuckles, right and left respectively. How he managed that with a pair of asteroid-sized moons is quite the mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once beat Russia at Water Polo by drowning their ponies..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble, during a full moon, single handedly slaughtered a pack of marauding Mime Artists and thus earned himself the freedom of Frankenstien, Bavaria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above The US President went on record saying that he would take a bullet for Narratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man was forcibly ejected from the space shuttle as it orbited Russia. Due to a temporal paradox he made land fall at a place called Tunguska in the early 20th entury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble hates the word "lollipop" because it reminds him of a disturbing anime he once watched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above It has been pointed out to me that The Main Man is unable to dance the Twist, the Locomotion or even the Watusi. Apparently he's had his sense of rythmn relocated to his dice throwing hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Time moves forward only because Narratio knows where his car keys are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man was Woodrow Wilson's campaign manager during his reelection bid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Jesus was a robot created by tkdguy's great uncle on a bet with the planet Mars that he could pacify the Earth to make them ready for first contact. Unfortunately, the bet was so steep that tkdguy and future generations will continue to live in destitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above One of the oddities of early Hebraic language and the law that Moses brought down from a mountain on a few stones, is that in the commandment - "Thou shalt have no other god than me" there's a slight chip in the stone work. Thus it can be read as "Thou shalt have no other god than The Main Man". It's caused a lot of upset over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is a Time Lord whose TARDIS was repossessed. He is in his third incarnation right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man beat Lobo to get the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is huge in Spain. He can't even go to the bathroom in peace without dealing with ravenous hordes of fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man accidentally gave birth to Justin Beiber and blames Paris Hilton's voodoo studies for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble vacations in Space France but he never tells anyone else about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above It should be noted that, just prior to the start of the World Cup, The Main Man was being mooted to be Englands new soccer manager. Alas, we'll never know what a diiference he could have made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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