Cancer Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above No one has yet explained the presence in the vaults of the Bank of England of 50,000,000 otherwise legitimate ten-pound notes with Death Tribble's picture in the place of the Queen's portrait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's mother forced him to learn to play the accordion. And now Polka bands terrorize the Catskill Mountains each summer. The things people do for revenge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is on the run from the Chinese government after some oddities where discovered in the latest maps of Tibet such as Mount Narratio and the settlement of Narratioville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer used to work for the Milk Marketing Board. He won't say what he did, just that it's classified and involved the security of the nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio often suffers from missed post itis where he thinks someone else has posted instead of the actual person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble administers hallicinogens to passersby just to keep others on their toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Cancer discovered the Horsehead Nebula, he realized the universe is just one cosmic chess match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy is physically sick every time he see the Powder Puff girls cartoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above ... just like the rest of the psychologically normal males of his generation. Death tribble, by contrast, has patterned his life after Mojo JoJo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer fosters kittens so he can raise an unstoppable kitten army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Some of us belive he's really raising an army of kitten rebels to overcome SatinKitty's attempted domination of the NGD. (Now that's a heck of a business card - SatinKitty, Dominatrix of the NGD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio hates any mention of the Eisenhower presidency and Nixon as VP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble says Spaniands instead of Spaniards and is also a regular member of the weekly Monster Island poker game. Speaking of which, Death Tribble, what is Godzilla's house like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Whenever Bodkins Odds is away from the HERO Boards for a while, it means the CIA needs his help deciphering the latest Sudoku problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy used to be Ladybird Johnsons interior decorator, until that incident with the Bassett hound, 2lbs of tapioca and the Romanian bricklayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's custom title is Spam-O-Matic, but the sandwiches he makes in fact contain Armour Treat as their primary ingredient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bodkin compiles the murder statistics for Midsomer, and is nearly burned out by the workload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Speaking of which' date=' Death Tribble, what is Godzilla's house like?[/quote'] It's like fight club. The first thing about Godzilla's house is you don't ask about Godzilla's house etc. Unless you are talking about the MTV show Godzilla's House in which the Lizard sold out trying to be gangsta. Meanwhile L Marcus invented Barley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bodkin compiles the murder statistics for Midsomer' date=' and is nearly burned out by the workload.[/quote'] It's not quite as bad as when I have to compile the statistics for the District of Colombia. Death Tribble can shoot fire from his eyes, and once used this power to exterminate an army ten-thousand weregizka strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bodkins Odds breeds Three Toed Sloths for fun and profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was beaten up by bull seals after filming the breeding cycle and birthing of a seal colony. The male seals did not buy his wildlife camera story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble implodes bank vaults using liquid neon and warmed milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is actually from a planet orbiting a star in the Gemini constellation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above 6 Cancri is actually in Gemini, as the official boundaries are set now. The star (HR 3149 = HD 66216) is also called chi Geminorum. It's a K2III red giant about 60 parsecs away. Lovely place, but they can't distill whiskey properly to save their souls. Bodkins Odds runs a bookmaking shop in a back alley in Jersey City. He's pretty sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer spends his nights running around flapping his arms and making "Whoop, whoop" noises. Inquiring minds ask why... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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