Cancer Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus's current rep power, 366218, is the product of the number of iron-skulled flamevipers in his menagerie (71), the number of venomous fangs per iron-skulled flameviper (2579), and the number of milliseconds one typically lives after being bitten by an iron-skulled flameviper (2). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has sexually charged dreams about Babbage Engines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was one of the greatest love stories of our generation. Narratio and Marilyn Monroe's ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Each time Deathie sneezes, a cat gets its wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus has vowed to destroy that which is called Swedish Fish because it has nothing to do with fish or Sweden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Classically, real ultramarine pigment as used in top-quality oil-based paints is not complete without the inclusion of Death Tribble urine, three parts per thousand by volume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above I interrupt this thread to ask a question of Death Tribble. Recently, my friends asked me to do a British accent. I tried and for whatever reason, complained. One of my friends remarked that it seemed to her that British people were always portrayed complaining. I don't know if this is true or not, nor do I remember what I said, but it was pretty random as I didn't know what to say. Now I've never known Death Tribble to complain really although Markdoc sometimes does and I'm not sure about "V" or Doc Democracy. My question is, do British Comedians usually complain and do British citizens complain a lot, or is this one of those totally unfair and ridiculous Stereotypes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was given enemas to cure his spots. We interrupt this Complication to reply to SatinKitty. Whenever you see two British people together they will talk about he weather and complain. We don't complain and be nice about it as that is an American thing. We complain and will shake our hands at the Heavens about it. DocDemocracy will complain if on TV a Scottish team in say the Champions League are refered to as British. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thank you. Would someone please rep the Tribble for me ? Deathie can't decide between his Batman or his Pennywise the Clown costume for the Royal Costume Parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty is well known in the 'Franken-food' industry. Most of her designed veggies not only come with health warnings they're in locked steel boxes for consumer protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a monopoly on monopoles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was responsible for the St Valentine's Day Custard Pie Fight Massacre of 1847 and as such the Norwegian Royal Family refuse to speak to him to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is 37th in line for the British Throne. As of two months ago, he was 149th in line. "These things take time," he is known to have said when asked about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bill has the copyright to the word "inconceivable", which fetches him a tidy sum every time The Princess Bride has a rerun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus: Inventor of the Hippopotamus catapult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble, the only sentient on this planet to have knowingly, tugged on Superman's cap, spat into the wind, pulled the mask off the Lone Ranger and lived to speak of it. Impressive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio. The one who taught llamas to spit at people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above In a confused, deconstructionistic version of the Robin Hood theme, Death Tribble steals patent-leather shoes from bottom-tier office workers and gives them to Vegans. After putting them on buns and microwaving them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was recently, and very secretly, picked by George Lucas to be the executive producer for the reboot of the original Star Wars trilogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once killed a man using only his thumbs. It honestly wasn't as satisfying an experience as you might think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above teh bunneh hasn't spoken to his cousin Easter since the awful day they discovered that they were both burying thier eggs in the same holes. Hmmm, it was about that time that Flopsy and Mopsy moved out of town... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above (sing) Na-RAAA-Ti-ooo! SUUUUU-Per-Star! (/sing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course, we all know the saga of Cancer and his ongoing blood fued with Andrew Lloyd-Webber over the whole "Dream Coat" thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had a bit part in the original production of Cats. He lasted one show -- he seemed to threat the whole thing as Thundercats: The Musical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above I knew that little guy wasn't being true to spirit of Snerf... But it was Marcus who set things straight for me once I'd seen his designs for He-Man On Ice, I knew that musicals were a thing of the past. His choreography for Skeletor was so beautiful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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