SatinKitty Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie invented the toothpick because tribbles eat a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty goes nowhere without her 9mm Glock 19 in its ermine holster on her oh-so-chic faux leopardskin Sam Browne belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was banned from Brownsville, Indiana after bounding through the July 4th parade on a pogo stick and slapping the mayor in the face with a wet fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie inspired the creation of Yosemite Sam and Pepé Le Pew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus tried to get into Fort Knox by jumping into a letterbox after covering his face with the address label and the rest of him covered entirely in "Forever" stamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above The less said about Cancer's seduction technique whereby he coats himself in fish oil the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hey, the babes love fish oil. You do have to choose the fish carefully, though. Nothing wimpy like angelfish or bluegill; you gotta go for piranha, alligator gar, or the ever-popular Green Death Ray, made popular in an adult film produced by and starring Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's heroic alter ego is Superstring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor took on a job as an assistant director in a new Oliver Twist movie. He left when he found out it was the S&M version. His breaking point came when he heard the producer comment how the line "Please, Sir, might I have more?" take on a whole new meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy licenced to be ill whenever its voting season. Just don't ask him about projectile vomiting....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is in the Guinness book of world records as the youngest to swim the English Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor is in the Guinness book of Records for repeatedly drowing while swimming the Panama Canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has a plantation where he breeds a large captive population of dark elves. That's what he means by "drowing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was an executive producer on Pluto Nash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was the dark haired one in Abba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above And Deathie was the redheaded one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty claims to be a direct descendant of Kitty Carlisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor is claimed to be a descendant of Yosemite Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above When death tribble gets angry with others of his furry clan his voice rises two octaves. That leads to Treble Tribal Tribble Trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor is deathly afraid of the phrase 'Michigan Thursday' and refuses to talk about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amanojaku Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you wanted to complicate some for real, wouldn't you need to create a retrovirus that would infect him and add a lot of extra data to his DNA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble created the alter-ego amanojaku for when he wants to stir up trouble. Then he sits back as death tribble and laughs maniacally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor knows too much............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has a necklace of microscopic black holes strung together with electromagnetic pseudobottle field traps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has a necklace of minature screaming heads taken from people he has killed in video games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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