Darbor Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble almost had a role in Star Wars: A New Hope but his dramatic scene was left on the cutting room floor. He played the droid they were looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor sold gas on Venus to prospective customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble gave gas on Venus to restaurant customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer gave gas to a Nebula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has erected flak towers on the Purbeck Hills in southern England to halt the aerial invasion of Hawfinches from Brittany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer suffered flak from Sarah Palin when he visited Alaska, although where she got the artilleryto open fire on him is unknown at this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble has the second largest collection Austin Healey Sprite windshield wiper blades in all of Saxony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor's Laboratory of Solitude was calved off of the Greenland icepack last fall. With him in it. He's thinking of making a fairground attraction based on the concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus gambled and lost Copenhagen to Dutch in an all night poker game 30 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble lost his seat on the UN Security council when he suggested that the countries unite to "nuke the ever loving Jehoshaphat out of Antarctica before the Elder Things get us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor once threw a party so big, he had to rent both Magellanic Clouds for the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above tdkguy once threw a party so big that he only got it as far as the river and severely strained his back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble's parties are always big, because tribbles have a million offspring apiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty dreams of taking over the world with a million offspring with their uber-cuteness and needle sharp claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor was once the life and soul of the party, literally. That'll teach him to accept an invitation from the Aztec gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was the stand-in for Jabba the Hut on the set of Star Wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor was the stand in for the Excremental on the set of Dogma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the Lord Warden of Wyffrlfflwyrr Castle in Wales, which is presently below the surface in the Bristol Channel, after Wyffrlff Rock broke off the mainland and plunged into the sea. He receives the traditional £3 6s annual stipend for the position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer heads a privately funded SETI project. He pays the neighbor kid to spin the dial and listen for an hour a day on his Radio Shack shortwave receiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor will not go into a circus because of the obvious fear. Yup you guessed it, that he'll be the volunteer from the audience fired as a human cannonball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor will not go into a circus because of the obvious fear. Yup you guessed it' date=' that he'll be the volunteer from the audience fired as a human cannonball.[/quote'] I so wanted to rep you for that because I actually do have a fear going into Cirque du Soleil that I will be picked on in the audience. I must spread more. Don't even ask death tribble about the Catwoman costume in his attic. After years of therapy, he has put that chapter of his life behind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor's insistence that livestock be allowed to arm themselves led to a bill now being debated in Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy opined that whales should be allowed automatic weapons to defend themselves against the Norwegians and the Japanese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was well on his way toward becoming a mathematician specializing in set theory when he realized that they discussed "cardinality", not "carnality". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer murdered the Queen's English but cut a deal with prosecutors and is now in the witness protection program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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