Roter Baron Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 And I answered: "That's BlueCloud in his Sunday's best, Mr. Tolkien. And I think he even bathed and combed his hair." (Mr. Tolkien used to speak to himself aloud when extremely astonished.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Roter Baron - First man to dive to the bottom of the Marianas Trench with a single breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 ... Because BC filled the air tank with helium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Squid are a myth. L Marcus makes you think that they are real. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 DT once snuck aboard the ISS and actually managed to live up there for most of a year before they realized they had a stowaway. Then they vented his ass out the airlock. His re-entry would have gone unnoticed had he not farted part way down. And that, friends and neighbors, was the truth behind the Chelyabinsk Meteor. Cancer and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 BlueCloud's bourbon bottle collection occupies about 143,000 square feet of warehouse space in Deaf Smith County, Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Cancer is still regretting the 'wouldn't it be a good idea to put one of the Easter Island heads into orbit ?' practical joke L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Death Tribble is only miffed because Cancer took the one that was actually DT's bust. But writing on the back "To the moon or bust!" was bad form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Speaking of Busts, Rotor Baron has a very impressive bust. and I don't mean statuary. I mean Bazoombas. Melons. Jubbelies. Ta-tas. Though where one finds a bra for a 44 F that doesn't clash with the loin-cloth and claymore is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 It's not a Claymore, it's a Zweihänder, you Highland hick! BlueCloud2k2 was kicked out of the army of William Wallace because he repeatedly mistook and misnamed the weaponry he brought to the battle. And he came without a kilt and tried to form a "Hang Loose with a Full Moon"-Berserker Band with the battle name "The Big Blue Balls" (it's cold in the Highlands without a kilt). The only ones who showed up for that with "claymores" (a club with nails and a hammer) were BC and a guy who called himself "Bruce MacDick". Ha, ha - very funny. Mr. Wallace sure found the idea ... lacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Roter Baron drank schnapps with George Wallace, Lew Wallace, and Alfred Russel Wallace. Eclectic group, but none of them can hold their liquor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Cancer's wife only married him because he does a mean imitation of Wallace from Wallace and Grommet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 was the stunt double of Evel Knieval and a long term resident of several hospitals as a result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 And who is responsible for the fact that each and every health insurance turned BC down so that he still ha sto pay off his debts for the hospitals stays and all the surgery? And that he did not get a new hand, not even a hook but only a nail through a piece of wood and no glass-eye but just an eye-patch made of an old diaper? Yep, the name staers with a "D" and ends with "eath Tribble"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Rotor Baron: PETA's new champion and Mascot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 is a stunt double for Barney. That does mean that he gets beaten up a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 I can't help it Barney Rubble has his detractors. Anyway. Did you know that DT has a Union Jack tattooed on his left butt-cheek and a picture of Prince Charles on the right? Why? You'd have to ask the Tribble. I think I'm safer not knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 has a picture of Roseanne Barr tattooed on his backside. we warned him about making a bet with Ivan the Terrible but would he listen ? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Ivan the Terrible is DT's nickname for his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 While Ivana the Terrible Sexy is BC's nome de gay during the Christopher Street Parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 And Rotor Baron is right there with him in a corset and high-heels with fishnet stockings. His name? Herr Doktor Baron-Furtur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 The national anthem of BlueCloudia is correctly performed only on steel guitar, two baritones, turkey call, and mouth harp, with two boy sopranos doing the four bars of trills at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 The Federal Republic of Canceria rebukes the demand that it needs a national anthem. On the National Holiday (1st of April) all Canceristas are instead required by law to push the flush, exactly at 1.13 pm. This is officially referred to as "The Ode to Stool" and shall reminded every citizens what a shitty place Canceria really is. Yes, Canceristas have a very low self esteem and are quite depressive but still proud of their country. And even if not the huge wall around the border, ditches full of snakes and crocodiles and anti-plane rocket systems keep them inside. Hey, it is a shitty place after all! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Roter Baron tried to steal a time machine to go back and kill Hitler, only to discover Hitler was really an alien robot sent to undermine the German people and prepare Earth for the Invasion. So Roter Baron killed mecha-Hitler. Unfortunately after he traveled back to the future, the aliens sent another Mecha-Hitler. Luckily the replacement Mecha-Hitler was slightly insane and failed to function at 100%. So even though he failed in his mission to stop Hitler, Roter Baron saved the Earth and Humanity from Evil Alien Overlords TM Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 had a falling out with the Cybermen when they needed a new leader. BC nominated R2-D2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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