Cancer Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 You have no idea how much Ti-Dee-Bowl it takes to keep that cloud blue. But it's cheaper than ultramarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Cancer is the inventor of the colours ultra-marine, ultra-rosé, ultra-yellow and ultra-multra. The last one is a mixture of all of the former plus sweat drom under his armpit. Looks bad and smells worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 RB has a Fortress of Solitude slap bang in the middle of Downtown Hamburg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Which annoys L. Marcus greatly, as his favorite places on the Raeperbahn were demolished to make room for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Cancer has a part time job as the mascot for the Kansas City Chiefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Cancer and the faked landings on planet Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 See? Simultaneous unflattering entries. Proof of what I suspected all along. DT and BC are sock puppet accounts for the propagandists of the Morons Anti-Defamation League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Cancer's paranoia knows no limits. Seriously. It regularly violates the speed limit, national borders, no fly zones and demilitarized zones. I think he's trying to start World War 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 ... I think he's trying to start World War 3. Yeah, I'm having issues with my video card driver, and the WAR WON'T START. Very annoying. Guess I'll have to whomp BlueCloud's butt in the Neopets Battledome instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 All Cancer's Ninja are trained in beat-boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 L. Marcus is the mastermind behind the plan of Sweden leaving the EU and the UNO. And Europe plus the planet Earth entirely. He wants to found Neuschweden on the planet Mars and (see the name) change the nation's language into German and do away with the King - he wants to crowm a Über-Quisling for life as a dictator. German as the new Swedish, Quisling was Norwegian - please go and see a shrink, man. The plan of a Swedish colony seems sensible though. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 One mighty stride from Der Roter Baron is enough to make people scramble into moterised transport in an effort to keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 DT invented the games of Cricket, Golf and European Football. BTW, The Doctor would like his TARDIS back sometime this millennium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 BC took the TARDIS on a joyride. Among other outrages, he caused the Cambrian Explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 L. Marcus went to a taxidermist to have a Dalek stuffed and mounted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 tkdguy went to a taxidermist to have Justin Beiber stuffed and mounted but he escaped screaming. That's the taxidermist not Justin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Yes, and he yelled "Leave it to Bieber!" Saeth Tribble leaset said taxidermist shop from Justin Bieber to work on the project he has always dreamed of: Building a Monster of Tribblestein from what the cat dragged in! So far a half-eaten mice, some cat-barf and a piece of chewed bubble-gum. lat thing was from Bieber, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Remember the time Justin Bieber said someone was trying to force him to change his name to Justin Blinky? Roter Baron was behind all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 tkdguy is Justin Beiber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Hey, it's "Complicated", not "Assassinate the Person('s Good Name) Above"! Speaking of which: BlueCloud2k2 is a decendent of th Old Man from the Mountain, Leader of Assassins and Terrorists. Of course he has lowered the bar considerably: He terrorizes waitresses with petty complains and kills the good mood in pubs for everybody! BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Roter Baron: former women's synchronized swimmer. How's that Gender-Reassignment Surgery working for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Not so fantastic: My doctor was rather confused. The boob-job's okay but what the heck do I do with two dicks? Speaking of which: BlueCloud2k2 once had the clever idea to tell Dick Cheney what he thinks of him to his face. He is still hiding in a cave in ... nope, I am not telling! Let's just say it is a deserty place full of strange people with outlandish customs who speak a language that sometimes don't sound like English. (Yeah, okay. Was way too easy. Yep, he is hiding in L.A., California, Holywood Drive # 2367. Sorry, BC, was nice knowing you ...) BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 'And then did Der Roter Baron cast off his loin cloth And lo did the women swoon and men curse his name except for the one laid permantly low when the garment struck him' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 DT arrived on our planet on the same asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. It just took him 65 million years to regenerate from the burned up husk and pull all of his bits together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 is someone that his countrymen are desperate to export. They are working on getting him a one way ticket to the moon. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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