L. Marcus Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 BC graduated summa cum laudae from Lepetomane University. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 L. Marcus is the inventor of Leprosis, Black Death, Child Strangulation and African Ebola. Yep, all Metal bands. Except African Ebola - that was his Gothic Reggae Project (what an UTTER failure that was!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Speaking of Udder Failures, did you hear about Roter Baron's attempt to engineer talking cows? Sure they could recite Shakespeare, but they tasted terrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 tried to get the song 'Blue Skies smiling at me' changed to 'BlueCloud2k2 smiling at me' but it turned out so creepy it was not pursued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 DT is the real voice behind Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once had a fishing programme called 'Keeping it Reel'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 DT was once savaged by a turbot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 If you are in a restaurant and L Marcus says 'Let's go Dutch", RUN ! He means Arnold Schwarzenegger's character from Predator. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 In the morning, before he's had his breakfast tea, DT looks like the hunter from the Predator films. Without the helmet. Of course, he's even uglier after he's had his breakfast tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 BC adds Coffee Mate to his ginseng tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 tkdguy adds George W Bush to volcanic lava. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 DT's just mad because he planned on skinny dipping in said volcano, and the smell of burning Governor Bush made him ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 went to a roast and found he was the main course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 DT found that I was rather tasty, but a bit on the chewy side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 made the Chewy joke to Peter Mayhew and got planted. In 20 feet of concrete..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Death Tribble pulls Galactus's strings, and holds Uatu's marker on a hundred or so gambling debts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Cancer - bane of Oan's everywhere. (is that right form for the people of Oa?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once bitten you find out he dosed himself with milk of Magnesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 DT once pimp-slapped Joan Rivers. He hasn't returned to the States since. In fact, I'm pretty sure he won't return for fear she'll rise from the dead just to come after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 DT once pimp-slapped Joan Rivers. He hasn't returned to the States since. In fact, I'm pretty sure he won't return for fear she'll rise from the dead just to come after him. I already made that joke ! BlueCloud2k2 once sued the US Patents Office after it refused to let him patent the colour red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 It why did it so? BECAUSE I already have that patent - I do not call myself RED BARON without some justification! Blue Cloud holds the rights to blue, high yella and "I yella!" , all colors I deem beneath my consideration. Death Tribble is the inventor of the colours Deadly Pink, Tribble Brown and "Mahpinky's Brown" - and concerning the last one I really don't care to know where that pinky went exactly! And no, I am not pulling that pinky either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 RB changed his name to Roter Baron because everyone just laughed at him when he introduced himself as Fuchsia Baron, Puce Baron, and Periwinkle Baron. It only took him 4 attempts to get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Of course, BlueCloud2k2 started out as Cerulean Cloud, which (as was pointed out to him) sounds like something out of Laurel Hamilton's Anita Blake Mary Sue urban-fantasy/magic-pr0n book series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Cancer happens to be Laurel K Hamilton's biggest fan. He has every book she has ever written, autographed with "To Cancer, my biggest fan. Would you please respect the Restraining Order and leave me the hell alone!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 BC did the field research for Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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