L. Marcus Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 The rats were according to Cancer's recipe -- he'd heard of ratatouille, tried to reverse-engineer it, and, well ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 L. Marcus once ran a marathon. As in, the original Marathon. He reached the gates of Athens, shouted "Nike!" and fell over dead. How is he still alive, you ask? Easy, in the near future he steals a time machine so he can go into the past to run the original marathon and fall over dead. Your time draws near, L. Marcus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 and the Florida voting machines. Yeah, it was him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Neil Armstrong was not supposed to be the first man on the moon, DT was. But unfortunately he had one too many speeding tickets and NASA canned him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 BC will be the first human on Mars, will or nill. He nills. He really, really nills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 L. Marcus once lost a bet and had to go without shoes for a year. In Sweden, that makes for a loooong winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 designed Kansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Death Tribble designed the whole death metal genre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 remember the old man Guinea-pig from the start of Young Frankenstein? That was Cancer's only big-screen appearance as of yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 L. Marcus played Frankenstein's monster in Young Frankenstein. He didn't need any makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 played the mountain in K2. He did not need any make up. But he was told to keep the avalaches to a minimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Death Tribble likes bores ... tidal bores. He body-surfs the Severn bore in the spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Cancer's pen name is Stephen Baxter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Stephen Baxter's pen name is L. Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 L. Marcus's pen name is Cancer. It's a vicious cycle! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Better that than the viscous cycle BC invented. It'd judder uncontrollably at the slightest provocation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 L Marcus invented sand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 DT is made from Sand, so he worships L Marcus as his personal god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 BlueCloud practices a VERY specific form of Atheism in that he refuses to believe L. Marcus exists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 It was invented by Hermit himself, in a bid to limit my ever-growing power. It worked, damn him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 L Marcus also invented leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Death Tribble's psionic surgery cures lots of personality disorders, but it leaves much to be desired. That is, it leaves you with some odd irrational cravings that you didn't have before. Gillian Anderson, the Minnesota Vikings, curried goat with lentils and cat barf, .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Cancer once entered a Gillian Anderson look-a-like contest, and beat Gillian Anderson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once entered a 'are you dumber than G W Bush ?' competition and won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 The secret ingredient in Secret Ingredient Noodle Soup is death tribble spit. Yeah, I know, in Kung Fu Panda it says there is no secret ingredient, but they took liberties with the history because it was a kid's movie and they didn't want kids thinking it was OK to spit in other people's soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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