L. Marcus Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 DT moonlights as as three anesthesiologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 L Marcus moonlights as a Pittsburgh Steelers Cheerleader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Death Tribble puts catsup on his scrambled eggs, even though certain varieties of terrorists consider it an abomination and target people who do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Cancer puts gravy on French fried potatoes. That is sacrilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 DT dislikes fish & chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 ... because of an elaborate practical joke L. Marcus pulled on him, involving magnetic fields and diamagnetic levitation, sonoluminescence in the beer, and replacing the fluid in the malt vinegar bottle with something that explodes on contact with organic matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Cancer faked the election of George Washington as the first US president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Death Tribble is currently hiding in plain sight as Trump's hairpiece Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Hermit decided to go the way of the crab, and is now in possession of a luxury RV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 L Marcus's ultimate attack involves Brussel Sprouts. That is the reason we don't fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Chuck Norris once insulted Death Tribble. Just. Once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 PG stood model for the design of Bender, both looks and personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 L. Marcus works in his illegal clinic, secretly putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and infusing bomp within bomp bah bomp bah bomp! When will his mad experiments end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 The ultimate attack of Hermit involves a fence post. One mile high and an eighth of a mile wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 DT's Toothpick, they call it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 L Marcus invented sweat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 You've heard of Irish whisky and Scotch whisky, but not Welsh. (Or English, but the English seem to have concentrated their terribly limited ability to produce good consumables into beer production.) What happened to Wales, which is just as Celtic as Ireland and Scotland? That's Death Tribble's deep, dark, soul-stealing secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Cancer invented Cantonese, just to mess with the Dragon Emperor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 L. Marcus is Neiman Marcus's Evil Twin. He's believed to be responsible for the disappearance of a third brother, M. Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 The Ultimate Attack of Pattern Ghost involves the Statue of Liberty. The actual statue not a replica or a model. The Statue donated by France. And the people of New York get kind of upset when he has to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 DT's ultimate attack is an unholy amalgamation of the songs The Men Of Harlech and The Bells Of St Mary, scored for theremin and comb. The dissonant harmonies would melt the Death Star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 L Marcus likes to horrify people by lounging alongside the 12th floor windows of skyscrapers and greeting people by saying 'Hello laydees !'. The open shirts displaying his chest hares and that medallion are truely a sight to behold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 Death Tribble starts his mornings with a bracing cup of green nettle tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 Cancer's life stood model for Moloch von Zinzer. No wonder he's so grumpy at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 L. Marcus' soul has been broken into four pieces... labelled H. E. L.... and L. He has only one piece left. Should he lose it, he shall transform and unleash Hell on Earth for his new masters... the Unitarian Jihad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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