L. Marcus Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Pariah provides the hydrogen. His still is legendary. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 L Marcus was once given a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down. This caused him to vomit forth into the sea creating the island of Majorca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Majorca is actually named for Death Tribble, as "Maj. Orca" was his pseudonym as he terrorized the western Mediterranean coasts while swimming around in a black-and-white union suit. When they discovered the island and found his beach cottage and several of pieces of said swimwear hanging about it, the place was labeled "Maj. Orca's Island"; over time that name was debased to its present form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Cancer actually expected the Spanish Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Pariah actually desires to be served to Death Tribble as 'The Dish of the Day'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 And Kaeto would know having been served as The Dish of the Day. He now seeks to convert others to feel what he felt i.e. stomach acids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 DT's average daily commute was the basis for the legendary Monty Python skit The Dull Life Of A City Stock Broker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 21 minutes ago, death tribble said: And Kaeto would know having been served as The Dish of the Day. He now seeks to convert others to feel what he felt i.e. stomach acids. Of course I want everyone to feel the agony of being digested. I'm sadistic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 L. Marcus walks like an Egyptian. (With Kaeto in the background.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 And Pariah desperately wants to be mummified alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 No one has found the flaw in Kaeto's proof that metazoan life is impossible in 4-space with slightly hyperbolic geometry and white violets. There must be such a flaw ... or else the annihilation front should overtake us any picosecond now ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Cancer has an impressive collection of picoseconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Death Tribble is annually honored in a little village in the South Pacific with a ceremony they call "Tribblemas". Mostly it involves singing and chanting, roasted sea creatures, and fruity beverages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Pariah once had an old wardrobe he wanted to get rid of, so he tossed it on a bonfire. Boy, was he surprised by the very angry lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 L. Marcus is working on a specialty cologne that smells like Vegemite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Pariah is working on a speciality cologne that smells of petrol for NASCAR fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Death Tribble has finally recovered from his binge on pork vindaloo, which is why the eruptions from Fissure 8 southeast of Kilauea on Hawaii have tapered off in the last week or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Cancer was the result of one of the eruptions of one of the world's volcanoes. You don't have the security clearance to know which one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 It was Eyjafjallajökull. Everyone knows, but Deathie put the top secret stamp on it anyway, just for kicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 L. Marcus loves to show off the fact that he's one of only twenty-three people living outside is Iceland who can pronounce Eyjafjallajökull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Pariah had a small but important part in the Viking movie Flight Of The Raven. He played the knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 L Marcus had a small but important part in the Mel Gibson film Braveheart. He played Scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Death Tribble had a small but important part in Harvey. He played the rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Pariah kissed a grill and George Forman liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 Death Tribble made head lines by creating corduroy pillow cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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