Lucius Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Cancer fired a torpedo from the last U Boat. Then fired torpedoes from a V Boat and a W Boat. The torpedo on the X Boat quit before it could be fired. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary refuses to board the Y Boat, preferring to wait for a Y-not? Boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Lucius is on drugs. His footwear is made of paracetamol so when he walks or stand he is quite literally on drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Death Tribble: Just thinking about his bathing habits will get you arrested in Lithuania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Cancer is currently working on a series of science-based children's books. His Kickstarter currently sits at €2718.28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Pariah invented liquid nitrogen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 The eponymous specialty in Death Tribble's Cocktail Lounge is a jigger of Everclear, a jigger of Tabasco, and a twist of durian, poured into an old fashioned glass over chunks of dry ice. The "Atomic" version of it has a few drops of the green-glowing fluorescent dye in the drink so it glows ominously in the darkened barroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Cancer prefers his coffee so dark, it has an albedo of 0.0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Cancer prefers his coffee so dark, it has an albedo of 0.0. Which it only achieves after Pariah has bathed in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Kaeto has caused 93% of all the world's avalanches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Death Tribble is the reason there's no plate tectonics on Venus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Pariah invented soil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Back at university Death Tribble was elected Benevolent Dictator For Life of the local chapter of the Campus Crusade For Fluffy Bunnies Of The Apocalypse. He had found his calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 That line in Karn Evil 9 First Impression Part 2 about "seven virgins and a mule"? Cancer is one of only thirteen people still living who knows the true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Yeah, you lose a lot of virgins that way, as Pariah can attest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Cancer knits toupees. Just not for you know who. That is a living creature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Death tribble is the sole known survivor of The Funniest Joke in the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 L Marcus' real name is a Sanskrit transliteration of the square root of 137. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Pariah invented urine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Thirty seconds later, DT was the first individual to do the obvious pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 (I was wondering of someone would get it) L Marcus, heaven knows he's miserable now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 death tribble was voted as a nuisance by the Klingons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Tech was acknowledged as Mostly Harmless by the Vogon. Because he loved their poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Kaeto is a big fuzzy wall... and the next poster after me pays for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Hermit was a founding member of the Templars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Tkd once went hunting for the Lamia. It went strangely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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