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Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today

 

I did it twice.(the 2nd is my middle name which I go by)

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Duke Brother

Secret Identity: Robert Brown

Special Power: Invisibility

Transportation: Alien Minivan

Weapon: Quantum Blunderbuss

Costume: Silk Shorts (not a pretty sight[maybe pretty Scary])

Sidekick: Dirk Deadly

Nemesis: Cindy the Yodeller

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to garlic (not really,but I do put alot on my food))

Favorite Food: Strawberries (not my favorite but close)

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Demon Dude

Secret Identity: Jim Brown

Special Power: Psionic Gaze

Transportation: Nuclear Tricycle (Scarry visiuals)

Weapon: Ultra Lasso

Costume: Silk Skin(Oh Gods NO!!!!!!!!)

Sidekick: Squinty Clint

Nemesis: Cindy the Flatulent

Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness (yea that works)

Favorite Food: Green Beans(I think not)

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Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today

 

Searching FBI databases...

Playing a few hands of virtual canasta...

Following a trail of cyber-crumbs...

 

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

Name: Captain Boy

Secret Identity: Morgan Champion

Special Power: Invisible Lips

Transportation: Shamu the Elephant

Weapon: Psychotronic Blunderbuss

Costume: Bronze Suit

Sidekick: Merry

Nemesis: Harold the Mad

Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy

Favorite Food: French Toast:eek:(Actually,I HATE French Toast).

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

 

Checking with NASA...

Looking high and low...

Beaming psychotronic energy to Pittsburgh... Why Pittsburgh?

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

Name: Citronella

Secret Identity: Dawn Darke

Special Power: Twisting Tentacles I don't want to know!

Transportation: Electric Train

Weapon: Dimensional Cannon

Costume: Chain Gauntlets I hope there's more that just that!

Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim

Nemesis: Arnold the Yodeller

Tragic Flaw: Big nose

Favorite Food: Green Beans No way!

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Here's mine, with criticisms...

 

"Name: Green Dude"

 

I could easily come up with better.

 

"Secret Identity: Adam Leisemann"

 

Well, they got that right.

 

"Special Power: Psionic Breath"

 

Psionic breath? How is that possible?

 

"Transportation: Quantum Car"

 

I'd like to see how big that is, see if it might be good for helping my brother in Driver's Ed.

 

"Weapon: X-Ray Blunderbuss"

 

'oh, sorry ma'am. I must've missed and gotten a look at you. By the way, I noticed a fracture in one of your ribs. Are you alright?'

 

"Costume: Spandex Mask"

 

And hopefully other clothes as well, or else my power would actually be an aura of fear.

 

"Sidekick: the Professor"

 

'Professor, I need you to calculate the precise amount of force to restrain Ogre.'

'48.'

Riiiiiiiight....

 

"Nemesis: Melvin the Blue"

 

Oh noes! It's an emo-kid!

 

"Tragic Flaw: Addicted to love"

 

Not being a romantic, I kinda doubt that...

 

"Favorite Food: Chocolate"

 

This is actually a bit truer for my mother, but I can certainly see this being close to accurate, See above Aura of Fear comment.

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Just for gits and shiggles, I tried again. I think your name decides some of it.

Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Searching FBI databases...

Searching the sky for signs...

Beaming psychotronic energy to Pittsburgh...

WHY PITTSBURGH???? Sheesh.

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Citronella

Secret Identity: Dawn Darke

See? Same "Secret Identity" same "Name"

Not that I want to be named after a bug repeller.

Special Power: Power Finger

:eek: WTF? Tentacles were bad enough, but this, this is,.... :eek:

Transportation: Quantum Bicycle

"It's all because of quantum" --- Terry Pratchett

Weapon: X-Ray Blade

Now that has possibilities!

Costume: Leather Booties

Can I change those "booties" into boots? Thigh-high leather boots?

Or does that make me into a supervillainess?

Sidekick: Starling

Great. My sidekick is a pest-bird. :tonguewav

Nemesis: Marvin the Ripper

"Marvin"? What does he rip---paper bags? :rofl:

Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter

Hey, you can build up an impenetrable layer of that stuff on the roof of your mouth, forcing you to talk funny for the rest of your life. That's not fear, that's reasonable concern!

Favorite Food: Melon

Dead wrong. Gives me gas. And I don't mean the "make me burp" kind, either.

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Name: Lord Flame

Secret Identity: Right, like I'm going to let you know that...

Special Power: Incredible Finger

Transportation: Nuclear Train

Weapon: X-Ray Carbine

Costume: Hardened Cape

Sidekick: Caruthers

Nemesis: Cindy the Black

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to corn dogs

Favorite Food: Key Lime Pie

 

I do really like corn dogs, though am so-so on key lime pie. The "Lord Flame" bit is interesting, considering a few real-life examples as a couple of posters here can confirm...

 

...though I'm not sure I want to know what "Incredible Finger" does... :angst:

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Light Guy

Secret Identity: Joseph Geer

Special Power: Electric Push

Transportation: Quantum Chopper

Weapon: Quantum Pistol

Costume: Silver Skin

Sidekick: Pollonius

Nemesis: Nancy the Younger

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate

Favorite Food: Banana Cream Pie

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

Name: Al, the Parasite Guy

Secret Identity: Al MacCallum

Special Power: Super Strength

Transportation: leaping

Weapon: None

Costume: extraterrestrial parasite achored to his skeleton

Sidekick: the Dreg

Nemesis: X-1 the Negative Man

Tragic Flaw: Really, really ugly & gross

Favorite Food: jelly beans

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Name: Blue Boy

Secret Identity: Michael Price

Special Power: Bionic Pinch

Transportation: Electric Bike

Weapon: Psionic Bolt

Costume: Spandex Leotard

Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim

Nemesis: Ming the Blue

Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling

Favorite Food: Salad

 

I would so NOT look good in that leotard...

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Well, while I don't actually have a fear of flying, I do have a fear of heights, so that's not far off. I've never been on a skateboard in my life (for more than 0.84 seconds, at least).

One of the guys in my regular group is named Eric...hmm...could it be...?

 

Ion Blunderbuss...now THAT's a weapon I could get behind! :D

 

 

Name: Black Lad

Secret Identity:

 

Special Power: Blazing Feet

Transportation: Turbo Skateboard

Weapon: Ion Blunderbuss

Costume: Stainless Steel Overalls

Sidekick: Samwise

Nemesis: Eric the Ripper

Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying

Favorite Food: Melon

I did one for my wife, and she's got a Neutron Blunderbuss! What a team!

 

Right up until the moment when the villain hides behind the innocent and you realise "Hey we haven't got a weapon that can take him out and not her.".

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Ice Flame

Secret Identity: George Jetson

Special Power: Flight

Transportation: Nuclear Tricycle

Weapon: Quantum Grenade

Costume: Silver Helmet

Sidekick: Odd Job

Nemesis: John the Evil

Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia

Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz

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Name: Lightning Wolf

Secret Identity:

Special Power: Lightning Lips

Transportation: Electric Skateboard

Weapon: Psionic Gun

Costume: Lead Cape

Sidekick: Dirk Deadly

Nemesis: Harold the Assassin

Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter

Favorite Food: Fried Chicken

 

You know, I would actually play a character named Lightning Wolf. I do fear peanut butter (due to my kidney problems, peanuts are on my 'can not eat' list), and I do like fried chicken.

 

The power, weapon, costume, and sidekick, however, have to go. :)

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Your Superhero Identity for Today is...

 

Name: Grey Panther

- Did my kids have anything to do with this? Because they love to point out my grey hairs and balding spot...

Secret Identity: (deleted)

- hey, why do you think it's called a *secret* identity?

Special Power: Blazing Chopsticks

- Ah, so!

Transportation: Nuclear Plane

- that sounds cool...

Weapon: Quantum Rifle

- that too...

Costume: Lead Shorts

- that, not so much, though I suppose they'd be useful if the nuclear plane engine springs a leak

Sidekick: Samwise

- wasn't he a hobbit? Gotta talk to these people about crossing genres.

Nemesis: Ming the Yodeller

- oh, yeah, Flash gets Ming the Merciless, I get his dimwit Swedish half-brother.

Tragic Flaw: Fear of heights

- they got *that* right

Favorite Food: Lasagna

- wow, those blazing chopsticks will be... well, pretty much useless eating lasagna.

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Name: Razzmatazz

Secret Identity: Roger Percival

Special Power: athletic leaping & jumping

Transportation: swingline

Weapon: none

Costume: blue spandex with little tassels

Sidekick: the Nitwit

Nemesis: Scorn

Tragic Flaw: youth

Favorite Food: Pizza Rolls

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Searching CIA databases...

Shuffling electrons...

Flipping through virtual dictionaries...

 

 

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Grey Snake

Secret Identity: Beldarr Conehead

Special Power: Freezing Energy

Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella

Weapon: Ice Blunderbuss

Costume: Vinyl Coveralls

Sidekick: Squeaky Sally

Nemesis: Tim the Ugly

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to Snapple

Favorite Food: Chow Mein

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

 

Scanning radio telescope images...

Looking high and low...

Analyzing waveform data...

 

 

 

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Storm Brother

Secret Identity: Willy Tanhauser

Special Power: Somatic Fart

Transportation: Shamu the Elephant

Weapon: Neutron Blade

Costume: Silk Cape

Sidekick: Samwise

Nemesis: Tim the Ugly

Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes

Favorite Food: Green Beans

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Computing the square root of 1784657...

Playing a few hands of virtual canasta...

Tossing electrons in the air...

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Red Cat

Secret Identity: Conan O'Brien

Special Power: Twisting Finger

Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella

Weapon: Ultra Grenade

Costume: Hardened Skin

Sidekick: Bones

Nemesis: Nancy the Sneaky

Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes

Favorite Food: Lasagna

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

 

Computing the square root of 1784657...

Shuffling electrons...

Beaming psychotronic energy to Pittsburgh...

 

 

 

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Blue Ox

Secret Identity: Oliver Hascomb

Special Power: Flaming Chopsticks

Transportation: Quantum Bicycle

Weapon: Dimensional Cannon

Costume: Leopard Skin Skin

Sidekick: Black Dan

Nemesis: John the Blue

Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes

Favorite Food: Cake

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Let's see... who do I feel like today? Hmmmmmmmmm, let's see...

 

Name: Fan Boy

Secret Identity: Comic Book Artist Richard Roeder

Special Power: Any steortypical comic book power

Transportation: The Clichemobile

Weapon: His internet access of doom

Costume: Little mask that covers about 3% of his face, cape, white & blue spandex

Sidekick: Comico, the Super Dog

Nemesis: Continuity

Tragic Flaw: Must shout out multiple battle cries at inappropriate times

Favorite Food: Comic characters never eat!

 

Fan Boy got his powers when he was struck by lightning!!!!

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

 

Computing the square root of 1784657...

Finding someone to vouch for you...

Following a trail of cyber-crumbs...

 

 

 

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Captain Wolf

Secret Identity: Frank Furstenhiemer

Special Power: Power Energy

Transportation: Quantum Car

Weapon: X-Ray Spear

Costume: Alligator Helmet

Sidekick: Pippin

Nemesis: Ming the Ugly

Tragic Flaw: Laziness

Favorite Food: Salad

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Name: Jamm

Secret Identity: Suede Kole

Special Power: Super Agility

Transportation: swingline

Weapon: entangle gun

Costume: yellow with blue mask and fake blonde hair

Sidekick: none

Nemesis: Prime

Tragic Flaw: dying of brain cancer brought on by the drug he gained his power from

Favorite Food: french fries

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

 

Scanning radio telescope images...

Attempting to contact your third grade teacher...

Tossing electrons in the air...

 

 

 

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Scary Lad

Secret Identity: Donald Fake

Special Power: Magnetic Gaze

Transportation: Quantum Bicycle

Weapon: Ultra Blunderbuss

Costume: Golden Gauntlets

Sidekick: Merry

Nemesis: Harold the Elder

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to spinach

Favorite Food: Onion Rings

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Searching FBI databases...

Attempting to contact your third grade teacher...

Analyzing waveform data...

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Red Dude

Secret Identity: Jed Clampett

Special Power: Incredible Ears

Transportation: Turbo Bicycle

Weapon: Psychotronic Rifle

Costume: Golden Overalls

Sidekick: Squinty Clint

Nemesis: Tim the Ugly

Tragic Flaw: Fear of germs

Favorite Food: Pie

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Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

 

Rummaging through your unpublished autobiography...

Shuffling electrons...

Following a trail of cyber-crumbs...

 

hero picture

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

Name: Demon Cat

Secret Identity: Tim Statler

Special Power: Twisting Tentacles

Transportation: Nuclear Bike

Weapon: Meson Flare

Costume: Bulletproof Gauntlets (trust me on this, you want me to wear more.)

Sidekick: Withers

Nemesis: Ming the Unspeakable

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to squash

Favorite Food: Strawberries

 

"Who is taunting us Whithers?"

"It's Ming the ..."

"DON"T SPEAK HIS NAME! now who is taunting us?"

"Mi......"

"DON"T USE HIS NAME! "

"your nemisis."

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