OddHat Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 OK, you've all heard the endless Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck himself has felt compelled to point out, through his legal team, that his tears don't actually cure cancer. The Internet Chuck Norris wouldn't have bothered with lawyers; he'd have side kicked reality, entirely erasing any Chuck Norris jokes he disapproved of. Heck, the hint of Internet Chuck's disapproval alone would have caused the Jokesters to cringe so powerfully as to pop their own spinal columns out of their mouths. Obviously, Real Chuck Norris and Internet Chuck Norris are not the same guy. So, assembled Herodom, how would you design the Internet Chuck Norris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmOz Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Well, other than some impressive core stats +xd6 NND, Does Body, 0End, Not vs Bruce Lee Desolid, not vs Bruce Lee, Defensive only Str while desolid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Take the highest PRE in your campaign. Add 30 to it. That's Internet Chuck Norris. It doesn't matter whether he can really do those things, as long as he's so impressive that anyone else who sees him will believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is a Variable Power Pool with an uncontrolled, continuous aid to his Variable Power Pool outside it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is a Variable Power Pool with an uncontrolled' date=' continuous aid to his Variable Power Pool outside it.[/quote'] Chuck Norris is so powerful, he doesn't need frameworks. He just buys all the powers and advantages as they are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Take the highest PRE in your campaign. Add 30 to it. That's Internet Chuck Norris. It doesn't matter whether he can really do those things' date=' as long as he's so impressive that anyone else who sees him will believe it.[/quote'] Chuck Norris doesn't make Presence Attacks. He Changes Environment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris' HDC is so tough, you can only read it with 6th edition rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris The FRed is bulletproof. But it is not Chuck Norris proof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris once rebuilt Millenium City back into Detroit just to show Dr Destroyer who's boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Once they wrote a pdf of Chuck Norris' character sheet, but it was bigger than the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 When Steve Long wanted to write Action Hero, Chuck Norris made him rename it to Dark Champions, because Action Hero should only be about Chuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is SPD 13... in base 0! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't need a GM to interact with the campaign world. Or dice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris succeeds on an 18. He once rolled a 19, and still hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Chuck Norris' tears cure D20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris When you build the ultimate Champions character, you build something only a hundredth as badass as Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris I heard that when they finally make all possible Chuck Norris jokes, the Internet will cease to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Where was Shaft when we had the Chuck Norris HERO style on the NGD. Chuck Norris is a plot device. He is too powerful to attempt to create as a character. But, if you try, use a computer. With paper? Get about 10 notebooks.....make it a 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Well, other than some impressive core stats +xd6 NND, Does Body, 0End, Not vs Bruce Lee Desolid, not vs Bruce Lee, Defensive only Str while desolid I'd rep you but apparently I have to spread some around... I love the Not vs. Bruce Lee limitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Can someone check me here? Extra Limbs (Fist under beard) Distinctive Features (fist on chin, easily concealed - beard) That's a legal build, right? Then there's the easy build that requires only a few lines... There is no Chuck Norris build. There is an evil mastermind named Holly Wood with a cumulative (192 points), continuous, armor piercing, area effect (megascale) mental illusion with Chuck Norris as a special effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris ...he'd have side kicked reality, entirely erasing any Chuck Norris jokes he disapproved of... Actually that would be Roundhouse kicked reality, which of course would be built 6bazilliond6 HKA NND (Defense is being Chuck Norris) Does Body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Seriously? Impressive physical stats, martial arts with numerous damage classes, a pile of CSLs, a framework of some sort of account for his many "minor" powers, and then a whoppinig big VPP to allow him to pull of many of his more absurd stunts (like his tears curing cancer and some sort of EDM defined as Roundhouse kicking the universe into shape.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Seriously? Impressive physical stats, martial arts with numerous damage classes, a pile of CSLs, a framework of some sort of account for his many "minor" powers, and then a whoppinig big VPP to allow him to pull of many of his more absurd stunts (like his tears curing cancer and some sort of EDM defined as Roundhouse kicking the universe into shape.) Remember, you don't need to actually pay for his tears to cure cancer...because he has never cried! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris Remember' date=' you don't need to actually pay for his tears to cure cancer...because he has never cried![/quote'] But he could cry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Design Challenge: The Internet Chuck Norris But he could cry... That's like the whole 'could god create a boulder so large he couldn't lift it?' argument. Sure he could, but he never would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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