Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Extreme Snap. Q: What did you do with your fingers that made everybody in the Bellagio rupture their eardrums? A: And this, my friend, is why there has to be a Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We've lost the damage report' date=' Captain![/quote'] Q: Why didn't anyone tell me we're sinking!! A: I found it in a thesaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I found it in a thesaurus. Q: Where ever did you find a synonym for "thesaurus"? A: Diet, caffeene free coffee - now with Splenda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Diet' date=' caffeene free coffee - now with Splenda![/quote'] Q: What product would cause 80%+ of Americans to lynch the inventor? A: But there's always water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why am I running out of water in the ocean? A: Bill of Rights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why am I running out of water in the ocean? A: Bill of Rights Q: Where is recorded the ultimate discrimination against left handed people ? A: He just let it explode in his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He just let it explode in his face Q: Why are you shocked? That is gay porn you're watching. A: Girls gone Hormonal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Girls gone Hormonal. Q: What was the least successful promotional gimmick you've ever seen? A: I can do that standing on my tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can do that standing on my tongue. Q: How does Aardvark Man answer most challenges? A: Well, it wasn't Aardvark Man, but he was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' it wasn't Aardvark Man, but he [b']was[/b] pretty good. Q: Who's that guy who got rid of your ant and roach infestation? A: This is obviously not a good day to be a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's that guy who got rid of your ant and roach infestation? A: This is obviously not a good day to be a cow. Q: Did you hear about the accident with the cattle truck and the combine harvester? A: God didn't tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: God didn't tell me. Q: And what, Mr. Darwin, made you believe this Evolution idea came straight from the Devil? A: This creature's existence is an argument against both Evolution and Intelligent Design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This creature's existence is an argument against both Evolution and Intelligent Design. Q: Describe the average Hero Boards poster. A: So that's why the clouds are brown today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's why the clouds are brown today! Q: If Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam, does he want me for a few cans of dark tan paint? A: All dinosaurs are equal, but some are more equal than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: All dinosaurs are equal, but some are more equal than others. Q: Why do the T-Rex's seem smug? A: No, sir, I don't I have an FAQ to eliminate "really bad energy" from your computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' sir, I don't I have an FAQ to eliminate "really bad energy" from your computer.[/quote'] Q: All this data I've lost has to be due to bad feng shui. Can you help me? A: You can't pin a Congressional medal of Honor on a gorilla, but it's a nice gesture to try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All this data I've lost has to be due to bad feng shui. Can you help me? A: You can't pin a Congressional medal of Honor on a gorilla, but it's a nice gesture to try. Q: How did we end up with Chaney as President? A: A subatomic blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A subatomic blast. Q: Why are there only three protons in that water molecule? A: Her lip movements do not match her words during her Oscar acceptance speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A subatomic blast. Q: What do you get when you successfully attack a submarine with a nuclear-tipped torpedo? Edit: Darn. Beaten to the punch. I'll try again. A: Her lip movements do not match her words during her Oscar acceptance speech. Q: How do you know it's Ashlee Simpson who won the Oscar? A: Rush hour and Happy hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know it's Ashlee Simpson who won the Oscar? Nice. I would have answered "How do you know this is a bad dub for Marie Antoinette's part?" but that would have been far too obscure a reference for this group. A: Rush hour and Happy hour. Q: What are the favorite parts of an alcoholic neocon's day? A: Wow! I think you just used a reference so obscure that you yourself don't understand it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "So, there's this tree of time and these shamans who travel through it..." (Rep to whoever can guess the book I'm talking about.) A: A cat, a duck and a penguin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "So, there's this tree of time and these shamans who travel through it..." (Rep to whoever can guess the book I'm talking about.) A: A cat, a duck and a penguin? Q: I'm a predator, I live where the only direction is north, and I avoided a swinginf axe trap when I went hunting. What am I, what maneuver did I employ, and what did I eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm a predator' date=' I live where the only direction is north, and I avoided a swinginf axe trap when I went hunting. What am I, what maneuver did I employ, and what did I eat?[/quote'] Q: Sundog, how much m,oney were you paid by the corrupt Enforcer84 administration to throw the thread by not posting an answer ? A: No suspects have been named Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you eliminate this radiation from my monitor? A: The ivy is growing out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you eliminate this radiation from my monitor? A: The ivy is growing out of hand. Q: What when said in American collegiate circles or in political circles cause a Conservative meltdown ? A: So, of course, no one believes me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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