Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm running over a dream. Q: You sure the axle was dislodged by a unicorn, a leprechaun and a Purple Thing? A: Where Kermit goes, trouble follows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Where Kermit goes' date=' trouble follows.[/quote'] Q: Why should you be careful in areas where Muppets have "taken a leak"? A: OK, then, take an onion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK' date=' then, take an [b']onion[/b]! Q: I've been a fry cook for months and I'm pretty sure the customers won't like cauliflower rings. You sure you want me to do this? A: THIS IS SPARTA, MISSISSIPPI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've been a fry cook for months and I'm pretty sure the customers won't like cauliflower rings. You sure you want me to do this? A: THIS IS SPARTA, MISSISSIPPI! Q: What is the tagline for the modern reworking of Deliverance combined with 300 that caused a series of earthquakes as the earth itself revolted at the idea ? A: Cooperation is the only chance of saving ourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the tagline for the modern reworking of Deliverance combined with 300 that caused a series of earthquakes as the earth itself revolted at the idea ? A: Cooperation is the only chance of saving ourselves Q: What is it going to take to get you people to realise that the world is not coming to an end? A: Pickles, Broccoli, homemade ranch dressing, and Oreo Pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is it going to take to get you people to realise that the world is not coming to an end? A: Pickles, Broccoli, homemade ranch dressing, and Oreo Pie Q: What do you put in a buffet for the local Pregnancy Club? A: You can beat me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can beat me! Q: OK, I can use John as a piano, and Mandy as a trumpet, but who can I use as drums? A: If not for Lord Broccoli, we'd all be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, I can use John as a piano, and Mandy as a trumpet, but who can I use as drums? A: If not for Lord Broccoli, we'd all be dead. Q: What say you, Sir Cucumber? A: Like a political debate in Iran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What say you, Sir Cucumber? A: Like a political debate in Iran Q: How would you describe a night of wild passion with Grond ? A: He'll never make it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He'll never make it ! Q: Do you think Steve Long will publish "The Ultimate CLOWN"? A: Hot babes in edible bikinis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think Steve Long will publish "The Ultimate CLOWN"? A: Hot babes in edible bikinis. Q: What's the Blob's definition of heaven? A: Big in America! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the Blob's definition of heaven? A: Big in America! Q: What is the new sitcom about obese people in the United States ? A: We gotta keep moving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We gotta keep moving Q: There's a big puddle of epoxy onn the floor! How do we get away, Curufea? A: The bland leading the bland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The bland leading the bland. Q: Describe Brad Pitt as governor of Iowa. A: A chilly Steve fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe Brad Pitt as governor of Iowa. A: A chilly Steve fake. Q: So, who's this Alaska Long from Hebo Games? A: The Ultimate Maths Teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, who's this Alaska Long from Hebo Games? A: The Ultimate Maths Teacher. Q: Who is the worst nitemare of children everywhere? A: One fish, two fish, black fish, blue fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: One fish, two fish, black fish, blue fish. Q: How does the mob enforcer count while at the docks? A: he beat my fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: he beat my fish. Q: Why are you so upset he played the Pelican? A: Congratulations! You get to be killed first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you so upset he played the Pelican? A: Congratulations! You get to be killed first! Q: And what have I won? A: A 5 year supply of the worst tasting food in the worl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 5 year supply of the worst tasting food in the world. Q: So what is Osama stockpiling in his cave? A: We've got to get cable -- the rabbit wants his ears back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We've got to get cable -- the rabbit wants his ears back. Q: So what's keyes_bill making you spend money on now? A: Insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's keyes_bill making you spend money on now? A: Insurance. Q: What do you call it when a corporation takes a percentage of your money every pay packet and never gives you anything? A: Russian Blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Insurance. Q: "Protection Racket" is such an ugly word. What would you prefer, Tony? A: I can't wait for the Cement Swimsuit Issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Russian Blue. Q: Your watching a European Children's show. What is it called? A: I can't wait for the Cement Swimsuit Issue. Q: There is a magazine called "Mobster Illustrated"? A: 20 years, then this had to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did the kid have to have a child so young? A: party it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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