Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's so right wing he's approaching the left! Q: Is that Michael Savage and Hugo Chavez having lunch in Caracas? A: If the facts don't support the premise, the facts must be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If the facts don't support the premise' date=' the [i']facts[/i] must be wrong. Q: What is the central tenent of so-called "intellegent design"? A: I'm hoping they have a Large Print version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the central tenent of so-called "intellegent design"? A: I'm hoping they have a Large Print version Q: You're looking for "See Spot Run."? A: Sarcasm delivered rapidly; wit optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sarcasm delivered rapidly; wit optional. Q: What is the motto of the NGD forum? A: "Simon says" is not a good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Simon says" is not a good reason. Q: Whee! This is fun ! Hey, Basil, why are you still on the top of the cliff? A: In case of Amazon Invasion, break glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: In case of Amazon Invasion, break glass. Q: Could you tell me how activate the new Xena-class defense systems again? A: Fire a laser at the scanner to deactivate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you tell me how activate the new Xena-class defense systems again? A: Fire a laser at the scanner to deactivate. Q: What is the result of a technician being told that permanency in deactivation is a good thing? A: You have no idea what you're doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have no idea what you're doing. Q: What was the comment I most wanted to write on my 4th period Algebra II class' quiz papers? A: Neon beanie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Neon beanie. Q: WHat name did Scott want to name his son, but his wiife put her foot down? A: It's all imaginary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's all imaginary. Q: What do you think about those hundred charging spotted unicorns with really sharp horns? A: I don't care if it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck. It's a zebra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think about those hundred charging spotted unicorns with really sharp horns? A: I don't care if it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck. It's a zebra! Q: You've nver really gotten Groucho Marx, have you? A: I have a book named "Quotes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a book named "Quotes". Q: How do you, who are incapable of original thought, come up with such pith comments? A: Cute girl, but I've seen toasters with more mental capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you, who are incapable of original thought, come up with such pith comments? A: Cute girl, but I've seen toasters with more mental capacity. Q: What'd Mr. Magoo have to say about dubya? A: Nothing rhymes with "Daisycutter". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What'd Mr. Magoo have to say about dubya? A: Nothing rhymes with "Daisycutter". Q: So how is your "Ode To Spring" going there, Sgt. Rock? A. I am what you call a hooligan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A. I am what you call a hooligan. Q: Why did you just hit those Mavs fans with beer bottles? A: It's the shoes. It's got to be the shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the shoes. It's got to be the shoes. Q: WHy are the witches chasing Dorthy? A: She has a thing for girls in gingham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:She has a thing for girls in gingham Q: Why is Glinda glowing? A: Damn Right, Partner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Damn Right, Partner! Q: Which way do I turn this Handbasket? A: he has no feelings there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which way do I turn this Handbasket? A: he has no feelings there. Q: you know, normally when I goose a guy, he jumps a bit.. can you tell me why MightBec didn't? A: Oh, it's you! for a moment I thought it was the apocalypse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh, it's you! for a moment I thought it was the apocalypse... Q: Hello, it's your old friend, Dr. Destroyer, dropping by for a friendly visit. A: It separates the men from the chimp-boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hello, it's your old friend, Dr. Destroyer, dropping by for a friendly visit. A: It separates the men from the chimp-boys. Q: What's with the electrified, razor wire topped, land mine surrounded twenty foot wall? A: Some things are not meant to be spoken of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some things are not meant to be spoken of. Q: How was you weekend with Mightybec? A: 20 boxes of Sweetarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 20 boxes of Sweetarts. Q: What's worse than 20 boxes of Milk Duds? A: That's not what's usually meant by "aping your betters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's worse than 20 boxes of Milk Duds? A: That's not what's usually meant by "aping your betters." Q: Do you think anyone noticed when I turned my devolution ray on the white house? A: Turtle-Rexia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Turtle-Rexia. Q: Huh? You use those chocolate caramel pecan candies to induce vomiting? What sort of wierd condition do you have? A: As long as the situation involves chili dogs, I can solve the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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