Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I love it when things explode like that! Q: Why did you feed nitroglycerin to that cow? A: It won't turn into gold, no matter how high you stack it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It won't turn into gold' date=' no matter how high you stack it.[/quote'] Q: We need more hay! More hay! Oh, and Rumba-what's-his-name. A: BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: BOOM! Q: Wait, you're filling water balloons with nitroglycerin? A: It's never been quite the same since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wait, you're filling water balloons with nitroglycerin? A: It's never been quite the same since then. Q: Do you remember when the goat got into the LSD? A: It's a trip to fiery doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a trip to fiery doom. Q: Why won't you go with me on the LavaLand Ride? A: Mimes. Why'd it have to be mimes? I hate mimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mimes. Why'd it have to be mimes? I hate mimes! Q: Isn't the Legend of Marceau concert great? A: Because in real life, there is NO Reset button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because in real life' date=' there is NO Reset button.[/quote'] Q: Why did you refuse to squeeze that clown's (fake) nose when he asked you to? A: There's another clown around here, somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's another clown around here' date=' somewhere.[/quote'] Q: Hang on...do you sense that something funny's going on here? A: I tried to fix it, but now it's even more broken than before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I tried to fix it' date=' but now it's even more broken than before.[/quote'] Q: You hit your laptop with a sledgehammer! A: That species used to be extinct. Too bad they didn't stay that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That species used to be extinct. Too bad they didn't stay that way. Q: Why are we up to our armpits in Dodos? A: By hunting them to the brink of extinction, that's how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: By hunting them to the brink of extinction' date=' that's how.[/quote'] Q: How do the Republicans plan to deal with the poor? A: That's just TOO political! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's just TOO political! Q: You're nto watching the party conevntions this year? A: Brass Monkey junkie, that funky monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Brass Monkey junkie' date=' that funky monkey.[/quote'] Q: Yo, rhyme like a rap star, homie! A: That sort of noise makes me ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That sort of noise makes me ill. Q: So you don't like the Beastie Boys? A: Don't you tell me to smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't you tell me to smile! Q: You said you're "angry like a bear"---hey, that's a simile! A: After I clean my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You said you're "angry like a bear"---hey, that's a simile! A: After I clean my ears. Q: Hey! Are you going to listen to the Beastie Boys after the Marilyn Manson concert? A: We have fluffy torpedoes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have fluffy torpedoes! Q: How can you possibly expect to go to war in a Nerf Submarine? A: When you pull the foam-rubber pin, Mr. Nerf Hand Grenade is no longer your friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: When you pull the foam-rubber pin, Mr. Nerf Hand Grenade is no longer your friend! Q: WHy are you covered in pillow stuffing? A: I can get 3 for ten dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can get 3 for ten dollars. Q: You know those are counterfeit $5 bills; why do you keep accepting them in change? A: Something mathematical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know those are counterfeit $5 bills; why do you keep accepting them in change? A: Something mathematical. Q: How did you show that 1x-1 >1? A: When I was honoured by the King of Nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: When I was honoured by the King of Nowhere. Q: Why do you have a map with nothing on it? A: Tastes like chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tastes like chicken. Q: What do you think of my chicken dinner? A: I wouldn't send a dog out tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't send a dog out tonight. Q: Do you think Lassie can make it to her date with Rin Tin Tin tonight? A: You're particularly psychotic, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're particularly psychotic' date=' you know.[/quote'] Q: You're starting to look like a cheeseburger. You smell like one, too. Isn't that delicious? A: Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them, and psychiatrists collect the rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're starting to look like a cheeseburger. You smell like one, too. Isn't that delicious? A: Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them, and psychiatrists collect the rent. Q: Describe one profession accurately in a sentence. A: The tuba encountered a dynamite enema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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