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A: Paralcohol. For when you want to be smashed with a brick' date=' not your drink.[/quote']

 

Q) This doesn't look like a bar, it looks like a construction site. What do they serve here, anyway?

 

A) Forgot something when we left the house this morning, I see.

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A. This is obviously not a good day to come to work at the Tower of Babel.

 

Q - Что случается здесь? Я не могу понять одиночное слово вы говорите!

 

A - Oh, I assure you, it only gets worse from here.

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A: Think on that while you tickle the ivories.

 

Q: Wait, did that man just say there's a nuclear device hidden under this piano?

 

I find that hard to believe.

 

 

A: There's no shame in being a pariah!

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A: He's partly death.

 

Q: There's this dude, riding an off-white horse, wearing a cloak and cowl, and carrying a chainsaw? What's his shtick?

 

A: It's more socially acceptable than being a mathematician, I guess.

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A: Next on "When death is NOT instantaneous!"

 

Q: You say there's a must-see a clip of Mark Millar being eaten alive by army ants? I gotta see that! Where is this happening?!

 

A: It woulda been better with dungbeetles, but they move too slow.

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A: It woulda been better with dungbeetles' date=' but they move too slow.[/quote']

 

Q: So you're going to exhume Reagan and Nixon and hang them as the traitors to the Constitution that they were? How could that be improved?

 

 

 

 

A: Coat 'em with saltpeter, and they'll burn alright.

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A: Slime' date=' though, we've got.[/quote']

 

Q: Do we have ANY decent candidates running for office in this city?

 

A: That sounds like a reasonable plan. Too bad you're completely insane.

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A: Ten million year old dumplings.

 

Q: How will future archaeologists refer to Twinkies, still fresh in their packages?

 

A: And that's when I turned the hose on him, your honor.

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