Narf the Mouse Posted November 14, 2010 Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how will untreated schizophrenia aid your rehabilitation? A: There are times when reason and logic will conquer any adversity. This is not one of them. Q: "Iwanacookie!Iwanacookie!Iwanacookie!Iwanacookie!Iwanacookie!..." A: I treated it to a side order of fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2010 Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I treated it to a side order of fries. Q - Did that alien really eat your Congressperson? A - But I don't want a little moose in my hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 14, 2010 Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Did that alien really eat your Congressperson? A - But I don't want a little moose in my hair! Q: It's true - Sticking a moose calf on your head will scare away bears! A: I think that would scare away anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2010 Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think that would scare away anything. Q - Why did you dress your scarecrow like Eminem? A - It was Miss Scarlet, in the conservatory, with a bottle of ether and a roll of duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 14, 2010 Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It was Miss Scarlet' date=' in the conservatory, with a bottle of ether and a roll of duct tape.[/quote'] Q: How do you know that Miss Scarlet is into domination? A: Then it burped and killed half the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then it burped and killed half the party. Q: So using a herd of cattle to bribe the dragon didn't work? A: You are such a lovely sight. You have such a vicious right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are such a lovely sight. You have such a vicious right. Q - What did you say at the end of your date with She-Hulk last night? A - That's not bad. Do it again, and I'll shoot you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's not bad. Do it again' date=' and I'll shoot you.[/quote'] Q: See how fast I can remove, empty, and return your wallet without you even noticing? A: You know, gloating about trouncing a weak enemy is itself a sign of weakness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' gloating about trouncing a weak enemy is itself a sign of weakness.[/quote'] Q: Ho do you feel about Auburn fans celebrating their victory over McCormick Dental School with a parade? A: By the time I had earned my diploma, I'll be in debt till 2032. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ho do you feel about Auburn fans celebrating their victory over McCormick Dental School with a parade? A: By the time I had earned my diploma, I'll be in debt till 2032. Q: So I went back in time to make some investments. I didn't even know it was illegal! A: I only wanted to provide cheap time travel to everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I only wanted to provide cheap time travel to everyone! Q: Goths are raiding Washington, London and Beijing! Real Goths, with swords and armor and the lot! Why the heck did you let this happen? A: You're not a Goth. You weren't with us when we sacked Rome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're not a Goth. You weren't with us when we sacked Rome! Q: Hey, I wear black and I'm all emo, can I play too? A: That bird is emu, not emo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That bird is emu' date=' not em[u']o[/u]. Q: Does that mean if we wait long enough, the bird will cut itself? A: That would just be stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would just be stupid. Q: Anyone want to see if I can destroy the Washington Monument? A: Krytonian Jockey Shorts. With a Drawstring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kryptonian Jockey Shorts. With a Drawstring. Q: What do you see when you pants Superman? A: Let's see them detonate the core of the planet now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let's see them detonate the core of the planet now! Q - You replaced the Romulans' red matter with Folgers Crystals? A - Too bad it wasn't Draco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You replaced the Romulans' red matter with Folgers Crystals? A - Too bad it wasn't Draco. Q: I just broke the hearts of thousands of fangirls, saved the world and killed a character. A: The universe is safe, now that Ensign Sue is dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The universe is safe' date=' now that Ensign Sue is dead![/quote'] Q: You say that the Q have a ranking system like ours? How do you know that? A: Purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Purple. Q: Will you quit holding your breath! Do you have any idea what color you're turning? A: This suit is made from the skins of ten thousand raving wildebeest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Purple. Q - Who must follow Purple leader, now? A - But we decide which is right, and which is an illusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - But we decide which is right' date=' and which is an illusion.[/quote'] Q: Why can't our quasi-literate scrawls, fractured thought processes, and zombielike adherence to TV formulas stand in as correct answers to this science exam? It works in most of our Business classes. All you have to do is use advertising to get people to send you money, and BS a banker into buying into your business plan, and you can scam millions doing smoke and mirrors. You science guys are so close-minded. A. Zero. I'll give you zero, and I'm generous enough to overlook the change you owe me when I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A. Zero. I'll give you zero' date=' and I'm generous enough to overlook the change you owe me when I do.[/quote'] Q: What will you give me for this Zoltron Kolidisopic Neural Inhibitor? A: Err... uhh, you do know that's not its' mouth, right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Err... uhh' date=' you do know that's not its' mouth, right...[/quote'] Q: Quick! Respirate the thing! A: Those sinister dinner deals. The meal trolley's wicked wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those sinister dinner deals. The meal trolley's wicked wheels. Q: Where can I get the best devil's food cake? A: Amsterbate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Amsterbate. Q: What do you use to catch amsters? A: It's called football and yet nobody uses their feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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