lemming Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: He was trying to kick that oblong ball thru those posts over there. Q: Why did you tackle that nice young man? A: I've lost all feeling in my toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Q: Why are you hopping around like that? A: I never met a man I didn't hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: I never met a man I didn't hate. Q: Why did you shoot that guy? A: I'm going to walk the Earth. Like that guy from Verizon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: I'm going to walk the Earth. Like that guy from Verizon. Q: What's your New Year's Resolution? A: I'm working on my self-esteem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Rachel A: I'm working on my self-esteem. Q: What's the deal with the clown hat? A: I'll be herding cats tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoViking Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: I'll be herding cats tomorrow. Q: What difficult activity will I be doing tomorrow? A: Return of the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Basinger A: Return of the King. Q: What's the crown for? A: My platypus is playing the piano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoViking Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: My platypus is playing the piano Q: What will Letterman's show have on this week? A: 1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Basinger A: 1000 Q: What seems to be a goal of many posters? A: A collar and a leash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoViking Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: A collar and a leash Q: What some posters on this forum need? A: 3d6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Basinger A: 3d6 Q: What did the GM use to make that impression on your forehead? A: No, NOT in Casablanca! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: No, NOT in Casablanca! Q: Didn't Bogart say "Play it again, Sam?" A: I'm waiting for the wiener-dog parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoViking Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by zornwil [b A: I'm waiting for the wiener-dog parade. [/b] Q: What most people think about the BCS system? A: Look Ma, no hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Basinger A: Look Ma, no hands. Q: What do you mean, sonny, that you just picked up 25 points for yourself...AAAUGGH! A: My feet are too hairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Q: What are you getting waxed? A: 5000 AOL CDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: 5000 AOL CDs Q: What objects of opportunity will almost guarantee that you never run out of ranged throwing weapons again? A: Don't panic, I brought the spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Q. Where are the weapons ? We are about to be devoured by a giant meringue ! A. Oh relax, will you ? I'm not going to kill you. It's my day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Oh relax, will you ? I'm not going to kill you. It's my day off. Q: Oh no! It's Rachel! And death tribble just made a sexist remark...! Are we doomed? A: It exceeds the legal limits of cute in several jurisdictions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Q. Why was Ben forced to get Klytus to remove the picture of him from the website ? A. The antithesis of Don Bluth's All Dogs go to Heaven, All Lawyers go to Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble Q. Why was Ben forced to get Klytus to remove the picture of him from the website ? A. The antithesis of Don Bluth's All Dogs go to Heaven, All Lawyers go to Hell. (People think I'm cute? Who knew....? Q: What second movie in the double feature made all the parents willing to sit through the first one? A: Don't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Q. What's with turning up reeking of cheese, balancing a gondola on your knee, half naked with a neck covered in love bites and a tattoo saying 'I am GWB's love bunny' ? A. Kara told Rachel who told Death Tribble who promptly grew to titanic proportions, advanced on Chicago and crushed it to smithereens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Kara told Rachel who told Death Tribble who promptly grew to titanic proportions, advanced on Chicago and crushed it to smithereens. Q: What do you mean you found out about my tattoo on CNN? A: I can't believe you ate the whole thing. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Q: I just ate the extra large pizza we ordered. I hope you didn't want any? A: Bud-dy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Bud-dy Q: Hey! Who drank my last beer? A: An ice cold chill up the back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by lemming Q: Hey! Who drank my last beer? A: An ice cold chill up the back Q: How did you notice "The Trepidator" was hiding behind that corner? A: If he HAD, he wouldn't have left this ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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