Rachel Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: The few, the Proud, the Naked. Q: What's the motto of Kara's family? A: A greenhouse that they pray never gets searched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Q: Where do they hide the Marajuana? A: But I already ate the children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: But I already ate the children. Q: You need a transplant to save your life, and you can only get it from your children. Where are they? A: You've got it exactly right, but totally wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Q: So are you a Conservative or a republican? A:A pocket rocket to the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Q: What happens when you cross the Fast and Furious with Jennifer Lopez? A: Only Donald's hair knows for certian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Chromatic Q: What happens when you cross the Fast and Furious with Jennifer Lopez? A: Only Donald's hair knows for certian. Q) What's the duck keep under the sailor cap? A) Well I would have, if I had something funnier than that to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Well I would have, if I had something funnier than that to say. Q: Why didn't you speak up, then? A: Six rabid weasels, a pound of weed, and a violin case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: Why didn't you speak up, then? A: Six rabid weasels, a pound of weed, and a violin case. Q: Time for some Bluegrass Partying, you got everything? A: It smells of death, peppermint, and just a hint of anxiety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: It smells of death, peppermint, and just a hint of anxiety. Q: What is that in the air after the Candy Man has just gone on a rampage? A: She had legs all the way to the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is that in the air after the Candy Man has just gone on a rampage? A: She had legs all the way to the floor Q: And how could you tell that her skirt was way too short? A: Just close your eyes, pinch your nose, toss it down your throat, and think of England... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by tengu Q: And how could you tell that her skirt was way too short? A: Just close your eyes, pinch your nose, toss it down your throat, and think of England... Q: I'm having trouble swallowing some of BBC's newsreports... A: Even now his everspreading shadow spreads... uhm, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: Even now his everspreading shadow spreads... uhm, ever. Q: Tell me about this new menace, the Ever-Shadow? A: Big... small... I'm the girl with the cleavage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Tell me about this new menace, the Ever-Shadow? A: Big... small... I'm the girl with the cleavage! Q: Yes, you, the bouncy one with the "S" on your... erm, how would you describe 'em, your shirt, and you again? A: A 55-gallon drum of butterscotch pudding, five tennis rackets, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by tengu Q: Yes, you, the bouncy one with the "S" on your... erm, how would you describe 'em, your shirt, and you again? A: A 55-gallon drum of butterscotch pudding, five tennis rackets, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. Q: What'd you win on that new MTV gameshow. A: A Lowbid Intern on Crack! D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by misterdeath Q: What'd you win on that new MTV gameshow. A: A Lowbid Intern on Crack! Q: Just who do you think you are anyway? A: A nice 11" icepick to the temple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Chromatic Q: Just who do you think you are anyway? A: A nice 11" icepick to the temple. Q: Ooooo, man, got anythign to cure this massive hangover? A: Avoid the green ones... they're not ripe yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by tengu Q: Ooooo, man, got anythign to cure this massive hangover? A: Avoid the green ones... they're not ripe yet. Q: Mmm, eyeballs are nummy. A: You didn't tell me it had two heads and breathes fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Q: Why would you try to put the saddle on that horse? A: But it worked in the movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Chromatic A: But it worked in the movies. Q: I think bringing your girlfriend into your secret HQ cave and revealing your ID was, at the least, premature, what do you have to say for yourself? A: I'm digging up roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I think bringing your girlfriend into your secret HQ cave and revealing your ID was, at the least, premature, what do you have to say for yourself? A: I'm digging up roses. Q: Doctor, now that you've looked at his G/I x-rays, what are you doing to alleviate his blockage? A: Once you pop you just can't stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by tengu Q: Doctor, now that you've looked at his G/I x-rays, what are you doing to alleviate his blockage? A: Once you pop you just can't stop. Q) What does Dan Patrick say about his wounded knee? A) A Moffatt with a tuffett, in buffett with a russett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) A Moffatt with a tuffett, in buffett with a russett. Q: What tongue twister can you say really really fast? A: (Multiple voices in unison) HE STARTED IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: What tongue twister can you say really really fast? A: (Multiple voices in unison) HE STARTED IT!! Q: You guys are being mean to each other. You want me to tell Ben?? A: I dug, and under my face was another face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 Q: Why is you rface bandaged up? A: Light makes White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why is you rface bandaged up? A: Light makes White Q: What is the code of Gandalf? A: Because your litteralness makes me want to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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