death tribble Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like my 10 foot pole? A: Two for one. Beat that! Q. I sent you to buy groceries. I come back and there are Blue Whales swimming around the house. How come ? A. birds and snakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawksmoor Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What are things Mightybec regularly uses in foreplay? A. Its True! I have a book that proves everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What are things Mightybec regularly uses in foreplay? A. Its True! I have a book that proves everything. Q. What do you mean, intelligent mice were piloting the iceberg that sank the Titanic ? A. An aeroplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the intellegent mice escape the iceberg? A: There is too much blood in my caffenine stream. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is too much blood in my caffenine stream. Q: You look kind of sluggish, what's wrong? A: A pinch of slate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You look kind of sluggish, what's wrong? A: A pinch of slate. Q: Great recipe Worldmaker. What do you need to make it complete? A: I'm banking on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You look kind of sluggish, what's wrong? A: A pinch of slate. Q) What do you use to flaver your famous "Thrice Strong Coffee"? A) An Armenian Parrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm banking on it. Q: So, you plan to make money by selling excess government cheese back to the government? A) An Armenian Parrot. Q: What kind of meat is this? A: He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. Doc Q: The police report says the suspect "was as tall as the trees." How do you reconcile the difference? A: A dictionary is a geeks best freind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A dictionary is a geeks best freind. Q: So she made out with you just because you knew the definition of "dearth"? A: It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with their power tools. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with their power tools. Doc Q: Your dad, the coal miner, took you into the mines during 'take your kid to work' day? A: And THAT"S FINAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And THAT"S FINAL! Q: Stop beating around the bush, Tim - how do you really feel about it? A: I got a nasty sunburn, but it was worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got a nasty sunburn' date=' but it was worth it[/quote'] Q: So, were ya able to set the web cam up for the sorority picnic at the nudist camp? A: Web cams rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got a nasty sunburn, but it was worth it Q: So how was the day at the nude beach? A: Lots and lots of salve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Web cams rule! Q: Why are you putting up cameras in the bathroom and shower? A: Lots and lots of salve Q: Mightybec wants you to slather him with what? A: I never expected you to look so Danish. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never expected you to look so Danish. Q: What is a dire insult to any garb-wearing geek at any Ren Faire? A:An utterly ruined 100 year old hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A:An utterly ruined 100 year old hat Q: What do you get when you take a joyful walk in the spring rain with Great-Auntie Josephine? A: Puggin an' skoosh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Puggin an' skoosh! Q: Ok, I give. What was the original name for the Amos and Andy show that was "too hip for the radio listening audience"? A: As long as I come out sounding good in the final version, we've got a deal. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok, I give. What was the original name for the Amos and Andy show that was "too hip for the radio listening audience"? A: As long as I come out sounding good in the final version, we've got a deal. Doc Q) Doc Man, we'd like to use your voice for the animated Mightybec Adventures. You'll play the villain. A) Like Peanut Butter to a small dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Like Peanut Butter to a small dog. Q: What is even more disturbing than honey for a sheep? A: Its a brain cloud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its a brain cloud Q: WHy is it raining only on top of your head? A: Nose rings should be manditory for all PCs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nose rings should be manditory for all PCs. Q: Excuse me, Tim, but why do you have a Mr. Potatohead nose glued to your computer, with a ring through it? A: 2,000 posts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 2,000 posts!! Q: So KAra, How many posts DO you make a day on the Hero Forums? A: Exposed wires and a bathtub full of salt water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you do after clicking on a Mightybec link? A: A 20# Mallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 20# Mallet Q: I need something to clear that last image out of my mind. What do you recommend? A: A 20# Mullet. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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