Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. This is how we settle the next election. We get both candidates in the ring' date=' stark naked and they nail each other. On national television. That'll settle all the arguments.[/quote'] Q: Ok, big shot... can you come up with a less controversial way to handle this without lawyers and re-counts? A: That is not minimal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok' date=' big shot... can [b']you[/b] come up with a less controversial way to handle this without lawyers and re-counts? A: That is not minimal. Q. I don't see what's wrong. You told us 'use minimal force'. The guy gave us the finger and we emptied our magazines into him, reloaded and emptied them again. What's wrong with that ? A. Of course I'll have sex with you ! And I won't charge you either as that's the kind of guy I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Of course I'll have sex with you ! And I won't charge you either as that's the kind of guy I am. Q: Hi, I hear you're a male hooker. Would you be willing to have sex with me knowing I'm a cute barely legal teenager with perky breasts? A: That's a typical Department Meeting around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hi, I hear you're a male hooker. Would you be willing to have sex with me knowing I'm a cute barely legal teenager with perky breasts? A: That's a typical Department Meeting around here. Q. Three dead of shock, one from gun shot wounds, one from auto-erotic asphyxia, one from the wrath of God, seventeen injured, four blinded by the light, eight acts of public drunkeness, blue veined vomit creeping up the walls and onto the ceiling, a steaming crater of magma in the floor, a demon called Cuddles who smiles and waves, and two strippers. What do you call all that ? A. GASP ! It's the Blue Raspberry ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a typical Department Meeting around here. Q: I heard explosions around 1:00, then a horde of rampaging savages took the CEO hostage and demanded sacrificial virgins, plus Starbucks and bagesl! What on earth was going on! A: You don't really expect me to put that on do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard explosions around 1:00, then a horde of rampaging savages took the CEO hostage and demanded sacrificial virgins, plus Starbucks and bagesl! What on earth was going on! A: You don't really expect me to put that on do you? Q: Quickly, put on the quantum space regulator or risk distabilization! It's that beenie shaped thing... A: No other company will work harder to make your mobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No other company will work harder to make your mobile. Q: Hello Credit Card Company, Why are you trying to forclose on my house? A. GASP ! It's the Blue Raspberry ! Q: Three people have died during breakfast. Since all we ate was toast and jam, one must be poisoned. But which one? A: I'm bleeding money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm bleeding money. Q. What is the worst part of your carrying of a moneybelt which then stops a bullet with your name on it ? A. Let's ban the air we breathe ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Let's ban the air we breathe ! Q: How can you tell when the environmentalists have gone to far in their efforts to fight pollution by forbidding the use of tainted resources? A: He gave her the whole nine years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell when the environmentalists have gone to far in their efforts to fight pollution by forbidding the use of tainted resources? A: He gave her the whole nine years. Q. What sentence did the judge pass on his cheating and money grabbing mistress ? A. Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Let's ban the air we breathe !Q: What did that guy from the Martian Special Interests Group want to do? A: Three times in as many weeks! @#*&%$! Someone fetch me a gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did that guy from the Martian Special Interests Group want to do? A: Three times in as many weeks! @#*&%$! Someone fetch me a gun! Q. What is so bad about getting a piece of election material in the post ? A. Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Tie me Kangaroo down sport' date=' tie me kangaroo down[/quote'] Q: What does an Aussie tell you to do when you say you need to put his pet on a leash? A: I wasn't expecting it to be quite that big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does an Aussie tell you to do when you say you need to put his pet on a leash? A: I wasn't expecting it to be quite that big. Q. I ask for a shelter for my balloon and you show me a garden shed. Why didn't you build a hanger, have you never seen a Zepplin before ? A. Penguinzilla. Proof positive that Klytus and White Heat are upto no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Penguinzilla. Proof positive that Klytus and White Heat are upto no good. Q: What makes even Zornwil and Death Tribble tremble in their sleep? A: I wasn't expecting it to be quite so small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes even Zornwil and Death Tribble tremble in their sleep? A: I wasn't expecting it to be quite so small. Q: I, Doctor Destroyer, will unleash my orbital laser upon you all and... Omega Woman, why are you laughing at my weapon of doom!? A: Venus Envy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Venus Envy Q: What is it called when one woman is jealous of the size of another woman's breasts? A: Utter and complete boredom. Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is it called when one woman is jealous of the size of another woman's breasts? A: Utter and complete boredom. Q. What do you get with repeats of the election coverage and in depth analysis of said repeat ? A. Bishop of Bath and Wells and his collection of antique pokers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Bishop of Bath and Wells and his collection of antique pokers Q: Who beat that poor child so bloody? And what did he use? A: A scale model of Uranus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who beat that poor child so bloody? And what did he use? A: A scale model of Uranus. Q: What is that small moon? A: we are getting pulled in by the enormous gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: we are getting pulled in by the enormous gravity. Q: What's wrong with this scale model of a black hole? A: Its only waffer thin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its only waffer thin. Q: What was that comment concerning MightBec's, ummm, ...Golf Game? A: Would it help if I told you I summomed C'thulu to get it done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Would it help if I told you I summomed C'thulu to get it done? Q: There is no hope! We're all doomed! Can no one destroy this man? A: Cooking a live frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There is no hope! We're all doomed! Can no one destroy this man? A: Cooking a live frog. Q: Man something stinks. What are you doing? A:nomad, vagabond, call me what you will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A:nomad, vagabond, call me what you willQ: so, what was he murmmurring in his sleep? A: Four or five hot women, one overexcited dog and a lizard in a leather bodysuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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