Klytus Posted December 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those things are people. Q: Smithers... would you just look at those filthy, verminous things below? A: This is not even rather very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not even rather very nice. Q. So you say this is nice, but your tone leaves me doubting your sincerity... is it just nice or is it really excellent? A. According to my files, I shouldn't even be acknowledging your presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So you say this is nice' date=' but your tone leaves me doubting your sincerity... is it [i']just[/i] nice or is it really excellent? A. According to my files, I shouldn't even be acknowledging your presence. Q: Santa, how do I rate, Naughty or Nice? A: Look, up in the skirt! I mean sky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Santa, how do I rate, Naughty or Nice? A: Look, up in the skirt! I mean sky! Q) *Cracks Knuckles* Buddy, you better have a good answer to this question. Why are you under my daaughter's dress? A) He hit for distance, the pain took care of itself on the landing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) *Cracks Knuckles* Buddy, you better have a good answer to this question. Why are you under my daaughter's dress? A) He hit for distance, the pain took care of itself on the landing. Q: Grond just belted Seeker into orbit! Do you think Seeker is hurt? A: love's little mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Grond just belted Seeker into orbit! Do you think Seeker is hurt? A: love's little mistake. Q: Hey, Tim what's that nickname your parents gave you? A: What's that smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Tim what's that nickname your parents gave you? A: What's that smell? Q: I've finished fumigating your house. A: As easy as giving a cat a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: As easy as giving a cat a bath. Q: Since this is your first day on the job, we won't push you too hard. We need you to come up with a plan to cut taxes and balance the entire federal budget. Can you have that done by 3? A: We shall certainly think twice before going to confession. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Since this is your first day on the job, we won't push you too hard. We need you to come up with a plan to cut taxes and balance the entire federal budget. Can you have that done by 3? A: We shall certainly think twice before going to confession. Doc Q: Excuse me, I just saw a homeless guy using the confessional as a urinal. A: Jeepers, creepers, what ugly peepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jeepers' date=' creepers, what ugly peepers.[/quote'] Q. Stand in awe, human, before the furious Fly-Man!! A. You can fill bricks any way you want to at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Stand in awe, human, before the furious Fly-Man!! A. You can fill bricks any way you want to at home. Q: You want this pyramid build in two days, but expect me to make bricks without Straw? A: A good bible quote goes a long way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A good bible quote goes a long way. Q. Look, why do you ask me for constructive criticism when "Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye" is all you ever say when I give it to you?! A. Just pick three random, seemingly unrelated objects! It's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Just pick three random, seemingly unrelated objects! It's hilarious! Q: So how does that new "Stuff your Mouth" game go? A: Reach Out For The Sunrise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how does that new "Stuff your Mouth" game go? A: Reach Out For The Sunrise! Q: How did you burn your hands? A: He lost on Jeopardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you burn your hands? A: He lost on Jeopardy. Q: Why does Weird Al feel foolish? A; I'm the real Sim Shady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does Weird Al feel foolish? A; I'm the real Sim Shady Q: Will the real Sim Shady please stand up! A: Your principles mean more to you than any money or success in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will the real Sim Shady please stand up! A: Your principles mean more to you than any money or success in bed. Q: Why is it you call me an 'abberition among humanity'? A: Try something else, that's just making it stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try something else, that's just making it stronger. Q: Wadda ya mean, I've allready tossed two cans of napalm at Inferno man, don't you think it's working? A: No, that's why we DON"T let MightyBec into the barn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wadda ya mean, I've allready tossed two cans of napalm at Inferno man, don't you think it's working? A: No, that's why we DON"T let MightyBec into the barn! Q; Why not? I mean, he LOVES the animals.... A: And THAT is why I intend to conquer New Zealand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And THAT is why I intend to conquer New Zealand. Q: Your doing what because you want to own the land that "The Lord of The Rings was filmed on?" A: No, that wasn't CGI... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your doing what because you want to own the land that "The Lord of The Rings was filmed on?" A: No, that wasn't CGI... Q: That home movie of the NGD board group was great. Did you add the 20ft flame shooting out of Mightybec's ass? A: You have no eyebrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That home movie of the NGD board group was great. Did you add the 20ft flame shooting out of Mightybec's ass? A: You have no eyebrows Q: What did Oliver Jones' father say to him after his mothers unsuccessfull attempt to turn him into her own "little Michael Jackson"? A:A Million Dollars for the Nose of the Infidel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reneshat Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Oliver Jones' father say to him after his mothers unsuccessfull attempt to turn him into her own "little Michael Jackson"? A:A Million Dollars for the Nose of the Infidel! Q: How much will the surgery cost? A: That's what you get when you when you throw 12 monkeys, 5 wrenches, 200 chairs, and only three bombs in a room together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what you get when you when you throw 12 monkeys' date=' 5 wrenches, 200 chairs, and only three bombs in a room together.[/quote'] Q. Could this day get any more boring? A. Habenaro peppers. Or scotch bonnets. One of the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Habenaro peppers. Or scotch bonnets. One of the two. Q: What did you say you've been rubbing on your genitals? A: It's just a small obsession. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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