Hermit Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your telling me Captain America slept with every female member of the Avengers, X-Men and Alpha FLight last night. What on earth caused it? A:Im coo coo for Hero Puffs!!! Q: I can't believe we got Nighthawk to do the comercial... and 3, 2, 1... Go. A: Grond for Guvnor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:[i'm] coo coo for Hero Puffs!!! Q: Foxbat is in a commercial? What's his line? A: Grond for Guvnor! Q: Who do you want replacing Jesse Ventura? A: Pigs in a blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Foxbat is in a commercial? What's his line? Q: Who do you want replacing Jesse Ventura? A: Pigs in a blanket. Q: Hey Ogre, what do you call those rent-a-cops you rolled up in that old quilt? A: All fear Dr. Dork!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Ogre, what do you call those rent-a-cops you rolled up in that old quilt? A: All fear Dr. Dork!!!! Q: What's the current cheer for the All-Geek Henchmen Brigade? A: That, my friends, is how to dress a pidgeon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That' date=' my friends, is how to dress a pidgeon![/quote'] Q: So why do you have a naked pigeon shivering with parsley in its beak standing on your desk? A: Bloodthirsty ramen noodles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bloodthirsty ramen noodles! Q: What is a Transylvanian chef's worst nightmare? A: She's not quite adjusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is a Transylvanian chef's worst nightmare? A: She's not quite adjusted. Q: What is my cat before her chiropractic appointment? A: Twinkies and ding dongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Twinkies and ding dongs. Q: What sent Dracula screaming from the kitchen, tearing his hair out by the talonful? A: Now that's how you ask a question around here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sent Dracula screaming from the kitchen, tearing his hair out by the talonful? A: Now that's how you ask a question around here! Q: Tatoo it on your neighbor's ass. A: The Bee Gees and Barry Manilow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tatoo it on your neighbor's ass. A: The Bee Gees and Barry Manilow. Q: Who's is not happy with the popularity of that William Hung guy? A: It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It puts the lotion on its skin' date=' or else it gets the hose again...[/quote'] Q: What does any woman say to a streaking Mightybec? A: Bring in the clowns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bring in the clowns! Q: What's Mightybec's idea of foreplay? A: He seems to be happy to just sit there. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Mightybec's idea of foreplay? A: He seems to be happy to just sit there. Doc Q: What's Mightybec's idea of voyuerism? A: Better get the margarine, Helen. It's going to take a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He seems to be happy to just sit there. Q: Are you sure Mightybec likes lap dances from women? A: Better get the margarine' date=' Helen. It's going to take a while.[/quote'] Q: What did Mightybec say to the lap dancer? A: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Strong enough for a man' date=' but made for a woman.[/quote'] Q: So what will this "male enhancement" medicine do for me? A: I couldn't find the present in all the packaging. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I couldn't find the present in all the packaging. Q: Why are you so glum about the 10th Century Chinese box you got stuffed with tissue paper? A: A few more boxes of these, and I'll be skinnier than a rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you so glum about the 10th Century Chinese box you got stuffed with tissue paper? A: A few more boxes of these, and I'll be skinnier than a rail. Q: How is your crash diet working? I hear you are eating nothing but Cheesy Puffs? A: the brainchild's brainstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is your crash diet working? I hear you are eating nothing but Cheesy Puffs? A: the brainchild's brainstorm. Q. What alerted the Champions to PSI's new headquarters ? A. Don't let him near the wine celler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What alerted the Champions to PSI's new headquarters ? A. Don't let him near the wine celler. Q: He's a food critic with a bad habit of lighting fire to whatever he finds distastefull and he wants to critique your resteraunt! What will you do? A: I double-dog dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I double-dog dare you! Q: What did Rebecca say to Amused that made her talk to Mightybec? A: The Boddice of Endless Cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Rebecca say to Amused that made her talk to Mightybec? A: The Boddice of Endless Cleavage Q: What was the Weapon of Mass Ego Destruction that The Enchantress used to conquer the NGD? A:But we never saw it coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the Weapon of Mass Ego Destruction that The Enchantress used to conquer the NGD? A:But we never saw it coming! Q: How could you be trampled by a herd of elephants and not try to get out of the way? A: He has no right to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has no right to it. Q: By saying "He has a wrong to it" what do you mean? A: Its lonely in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its lonely in the middle Q: Why are you always climbing over your six brothers to get out of the bed? A: Paw, it's not loaded. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Paw, it's not loaded. Q: And just why can't I use this here shotgun to make that feller over yonder marry your sister? A: Mighty damn low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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