tkdguy Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 In other sports news: In the US Open, Leander Paes and Radek Stepanek won the Men's Doubles Championship. Serena Williams wins her 5th US Open Women's Singles Championship. In the America's Cup, Emirates Team New Zealand won Race 3. Oracle Team USA won Race 4, its first victory, but is still in the hole given the 2-point penalty incurred after the team was found guilty of illegally modifying their boats in past regattas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 A lot of gods in fictional settings seem to have the same motives and powers as boorish fantasy sports team managers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 Damn crossbite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 The older I get, the more Ted Kaczynski becomes my icon of social and political wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 The picture is rather blurry, and I am sure I did not read the sign right. There are lots of small towns in Texas, but I am almost certain that Septic is not one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 "What good is a German mad scientist without a concertina?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Why are cats scared of balloons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Organic psychosis is not on my wish list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Late Friday afternoon before the first day of classes. Time go home and get ready to kill things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Just blundered across a cute little flying pig gif. I'll see if I can snitch it when I'm not on the iPad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 Happy Birthday Toni Basil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 What men want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 What men want Aargh! Sense of commitment lessening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 What men want Decades ago I observed that every issue of Cosmo had an article that would more truthfully be titled, "How to scare your man impotent, and what to do after you have." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 If you search Wikipedia for "self-recursion", it asks you if you wanted "self-revulsion" instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 "Iguanodon" is not the don of the Guano organized crime syndicate. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 The last time I did that, I ended up faking my own death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 (edited) Bullet holes in the road signs. We're either in the US or some part of the former Soviet Union. EDIT: In a certain sense, it was both. It was a scene in California, a little north of San Francisco Bay. Edited October 4, 2013 by Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Hanging out with pets who have passed on years ago, gazing at an airship that doesn't fly over this part of the world anymore... Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 There is no train of thought, no matter how deep or how important, that is not immediately interrupted by whacking one's elbow on the edge of the desk and delivering a stiff jolt to the funny bone. (ow) tkdguy and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 The first time I heard about Pilates, I was reading someone's profile on another discussion board. I thought she was teaching a class about Pontius Pilate. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Cough, cough! Splutter! Cor! An exploding front door! The missus will never belie-EVE ... this 'un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Drag drag. Drag drag drag drag drag. Man, those 100-minutes lectures starting at 8:00 wipe you out for the rest of the day. And if they don't the two-hour lab starting at 10:15 will finish the task. Drag drag drag drag drag drag drag drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Take him out and hang him. Hell, I'll buy the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 It's not the gerbils that are the problem, it's the droppings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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