Cygnia Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Racism and recycled salsa: El Tango Taqueria will never be on the "go to" list for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 I need to change my published rubric so that brain dump desperation answers score worse than zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 A Q-Tip is not a toy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 Nordstrom's is an upscale retail chain based here in Seattle. They have a seconds/remnants outlet called Nordstrom's Rack, which recently relocated into the lower level of a building in whose food court our gaming group has our quasi-weekly gaming lunch. Today, departing the building via the lower level en route to the bus tunnel, was a vignette, where behind the window and immediately under a large "The Rack" sign was a rack of women's garments with a big sign that said "30DD - 32DDD". To which all I could think is yeah, that's a rack. My wife shudders at those specifications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 Every time I have a dream about "Old San Francisco" I see buildings made from red brick. That's strange because you don't see too many buildings from Old San Francisco (or modern-day San Francisco for that matter) covered with bricks. There are a few exceptions, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 {pirate} Avast, you Slavs! {/pirate} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2013 Report Share Posted December 21, 2013 Epic limericks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I don't like the term biopic. It sounds too much like a medical procedure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 Smell of incense + smell of fart = chemical warfare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 From the way the cats act, they clearly think the heat is not turned up high enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 Kangaroo leeches use horny male crabs as taxicabs tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 OK, Hobbes and Dove will eat the salmon flavor junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 I forgot how to tie my shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 A chicken in every pot? Sounds like communism to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2014 Report Share Posted January 15, 2014 Krasnoyarsk hoodoo bibulous mulligatawny, without the diacriticals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 15, 2014 Report Share Posted January 15, 2014 Cataphracts, on camels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 So, I got an idea. Oh wait, no I don't. And now, sauteed chinchillas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 It's a pita pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 Two amoxicillin left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 The crows are taking the broken bits of stale bread heels two at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 Good thing I got the day off. I couldn't sleep last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 looks my Banjo found a new friend in Dallas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Arepa~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Two amoxicillin left. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 Good Lord, did you have to wear that color combination? You look like a Christmas chocolate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.