Enforcer84 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I woke you up to tell you there's a loud noise waking me up. Also, bandages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 The card has rainbow unicorn puke, but it's a step up from bulldog farts, dog crap, or hairball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Woo-hoo! A paper about "Bs mesons" and their decay. If one assumes that most student bulls--t papers are made of Bs mesons, then the reason the LHC guys are observing the decay of Bs mesons for the first time is that obviously Bs mesons are really badly decayed already and it is futile (and unpalatable) to wonder about what could be even more decayed than that. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 When the average score is 4 out of 20, grading is a long, painful process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 I do believe I have detected someone who has declined to contribute manure to the compost heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Hey Pantomime, take out your blind Hobbit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 It's about time to start filling out the wall lists again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 HAH! It does work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 We had a very pleasant Saturday evening, even though the food was ... not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Almost witnessed a hit-and-run this morning. Fortunately, the driver did manage to swerve and miss the pedestrian despite utterly blowing through the red light at speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 I envy the Doctor. His TARDIS looks so much better than mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Purple hairy spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Ackptui, he said in remembrance of Bill the Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I'm feeling nostalgic. "Heavens to Murgatroyd!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Haircut ... check. Dentist ... this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 These kids are terribly young: they laugh when I tell them to throw away the graph paper if they spill beer on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Three-day weekend spent almost entirely idle, aside from two RPG sessions. And no hangover. Bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Yeserday's all-morning multi-problem city-wide traffic snarl seems to have scared lots of idiots off the road; the roads were rather less infested this morning. I suppose people are looking suspiciously at all the bridges in town after the one an hour north of us fell into the river, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2013 Report Share Posted May 31, 2013 Dwile flonking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Because sometimes you just have to loose the moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 "Unwinding of a Skyrmion Lattice by Magnetic Monopoles" Paper title in the May 31 Science. Incidentally, the Wikipedia article on skyrmions is incomprehensible to anyone not in that racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaze9999 Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 That would explain the blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Look, I already know compassion isn't one of my strengths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Looks like a Spanish championship in the French Open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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