Cygnia Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Gin + Bitter Lemon = Needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Need to compare & contrast Amarone and Chianti with bottles that have actually been exposed to air first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 39 years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 Palliation, people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 No no no, take the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 Your reputation precedes itself when you get an e-mail starting "Please don't shank me..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 I want to cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Those darn wombats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 The crabs are BLACK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 The dugong and the manatee, The dugong and the manatee, The dugong and the manatee, They both make waves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Dear creationists, Pokemon evolution is NOT how real evolution works. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 if there's one thing Fans hate, it's the ideas of other fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Seventeen solid minutes of flatulence jokes. Why is this a capsule summary of many meetings with in-laws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 After someone has been complaining about the deficiencies in rules about fencing: "There's no such thing as a free lunge." tkdguy and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 The Emperor's New Groove is a damn funny movie. I wish Disney made more like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 We once had a cat who would lick butter off your toast if you left it unattended. However, he detested jam, so if you put jam on it, your toast was safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Acne is not nature's bubble wrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Ego sum asinus et equus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Spider-Man, Spider-Man Breathes through holes in his ab-do-man Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Carbonation! I must have carbonation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 alright, I got it. you're a cold. Move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 I found myself this morning during my commute composing some filk, clearly to be titled "F**kheads on the Road", sung to the tune of "Strangers in the Night". tkdguy and BlueCloud2k2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 "No Crayola: 2 Big" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Ahh! Hobbes moved! I can move my leg again. AAHH! The pain as blood flow is reestablished! AAHHH! L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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