Cancer Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 mea navis aëricumbens anguillas abundat Latin: my hovercraft is full of eels L. Marcus and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I've long wanted a Star Trek phaser.... for the sole purpose of cleaning up after my pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I may have to give kielbasa another shot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Zombie love scenes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Happiness is being able to scratch your backside when you need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Nothing a good ad-blocker can't fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Pepe does not care about the eternal battle between good and evil. Pepe just wants to sit on your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Why didn't somebody tell me my shirt was inside out?? Lucius and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 More pork than you can shake a bagel at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Feeling more and more I'm getting boxed out of the sandbox at this point. I'm not happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 What does that button do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 It is quite startling when your cat makes more noise while taking a dump than you do. And I'm not talking about the digging in the sand, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 "Don't stare." "But she looks amazing today!" "Don't stare, dammit!" "Keep it down, voices in my head. I have work to do. " "But she looks amazing today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Here was an hour of truth, and the truth was this: Willis Lee was the contemporary master of radar fire control.... From eighty-four hundred yards -- "body punching range" as a Washington lieutenant put it -- the South Pacific's battleship gunslinger emerged from the cover of his burning destroyers and turned loose with everything he had. Willis Lee had won the draw on Kirishima. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Last night there were a couple of raccoons fighting in my backyard. I chased them off with my sonic screwdriver. The Doctor would be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 dur, i cannot into proper grammar now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I've been in Spandau! There's no ballet there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Man, I don't often sleep for eleven hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 And then he broke out the fedora. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 And then he broke out the fedora.There is no off-the-wall statement which is not greatly enhanced by being followed by this comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Darth Buttons and his carnation pink lightsaber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 He drives a dark red Toyota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 I have tiny, itchy eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Wow, I just found a Chardonnay I actually like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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