Cygnia Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 I wish I could make my cat understand that I'm trying to help her... Logan D. Hurricanes and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Need more bats. Not the hit-things-with-wooden-club kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 The passing of an online acquaintance and the accolades given has me wondering/fearing what, if anything, will be said about me when I die. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 THAT ... is NOT food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 There must be tens of thousands of Mt Olive Baptist Churches scattered across this coutry, if Geoguessr's sampling is at all representative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Appointment with the audiologist tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 If the Justice League decided to take up cricket as a hobby, would Batman be a good batsman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I wanted the theme of my next rpg campaign to be "Werewolves are sexy," but nobody took me up on that offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 There is a place in Hell that looks just like your house, the half of it where you have to try to live while the G*******D CONTRACTORS DOING THE G*******D KITCHEN-DINING-BATHROOM REMODEL WHO WILL NEVER EVER FINISH AND YOU'RE STUCK NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND OR DO ANYTHING FOREVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Movie popcorn does not a breakfast make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Woo. Sleet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Wiggles marathon! tkdguy and Bazza 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Playing a giant scorpion in an online arena battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Ugh. Your brother is willfully ignorant again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I am disappointed that no one here protested my Deutches Bundesbahn pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Dear YouTube, Your classification of The Offspring as "soft rock" concerns me. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 I never liked the number 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 I have a big plush paperweight named Pippin in my lap... tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 "I smell mischief!" "Uh, no, I think that's just smoke." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 "That was just about the first I did when I started working here: set myself on fire." "Wow. Never done that. I have had a wheel come off the vehicle I was driving, but I haven't set myself on fire." Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 "Your total score was 24999 points" Ferkin' Glens Fork, Kentucky cost me a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 What happens if I fart into a bag of holding? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 "... lobbed the bra at the cat food ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Did I really leave the house this morning with no pens in my pocket?!? I feel naked!!! tkdguy and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Boy, did I ever misread that comment! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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