Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 One of these days, you'll realize that I'm a genius. How does Tuesday sound? Cygnia and Enforcer84 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 In her defense, she does make a very nice margarita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 This week, pain needs to be my shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Warmed cheap sake and nacho cheese Doritos. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 I started watching the Deadpool movie, but I got bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 It's been three full days and nobody's emailed about a grade change yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 "Bad pun spill on Aisle Four." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 You can buy a gyro for a Euro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Yesterday the elevator smelled like flowers. Today it smells like someone farted a cigar. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Both ankles sore and weak, lower back bruised. The things I do for theatre (that are unappreciated by my peers). Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Wow, I'm not sure I've ever been this close to an organizational meltdown before. When a Jesuit does an amateur clandestine recording job, something is drastically ****ed up. Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Hail Hydrocortisone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Hannibal Barcalounger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Where the heck did my starship cutouts go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Sadly, there is now a way too have too much bacon -- and not in a good way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 It seems the Universe is determined this afternoon not to permit me to listen to the entirety of this particular song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Lacking a harness to secure my GoPro, I jury-rigged it to my messenger bag. Either I have incredible footage of the sky, or I captured everyone's groin on camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I got a near-mint copy of Vincent Price's cookbook! Burrito Boy and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 The crows are panting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 The longest road trip in England is roughly the same as a car ride from Seattle to Crater Lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Rockin' out to Brandenburg #3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 For the sake of my poor ankle, please let there be no problems with the elevators during this year's Origins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Who is 5th Monkey?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Probably some old fat scumbag who works in a physics department somewhere innocuous-sounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 My missing socks keep trading out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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