Cancer Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Too many hours on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 That's a gun that only points one direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 You forgot to buy the milk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 PMS By Proxy? There is such a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Who borrowed my fish suit without asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 "You're a complicated man." "I think 'confusing' would be a more apt description." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 "You're a complicated man." "I think 'confusing' would be a more apt description." In this context, "complicated" is the girlspeak euphemism for "all f*****d up". tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I'm having a day off at work. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Misheard song lyrics that somehow include place names Correct lyrics: You'll remember me when the west wind moves among the fields of barley Misheard lyrics: You'll remember me when the west wind moves among the fields of Bali Correct lyrics: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain Misheard lyrics: I wanna know, have you ever seen Bahrain Correct lyrics: I am a rock, I am an island Misheard lyrics: I'm in Iraq, I am in Iran. Isn't hearing loss grand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Dear Daughter (on the occasion of your 19th birthday), Since your mother seems to have included Nutella and marshmallows in your birthday present package but overlooked the proper cautionary note, please strive to remember: neither of those items singly, nor the two of them jointly, by themselves make up a complete lunch. Love, dAd tkdguy, Pariah and L. Marcus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Insomnia strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 ... spectroscopists geek alert ... spectroscopists geek alert ... spectroscopists geek alert ... Hmm, the sunlight ray getting through the Venetian blinds and falling on my LCD monitor screen gets broken into rainbows ... lessee, first, second, third order, no fourth. Diffracted angle for n=2 about .... arctan 6 cm / 70 cm. Hmmm.... L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 I just found a bunch of D&D character sheets. All the characters in that collection are dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 "Do you have any guilty pleasures?" "Oh, no, I never feel guilty about my pleasures." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Deja vu is the feeling you get when the GM retcons history for lame plot reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 It all boils down to, "STFU and gimme your paycheck." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 I didn't touch it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 OK, if you're gonna be MIA? Kinda helps to actually notify the rest of the troupe BEFORE call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 If a guy becomes a fashionista in the hopes it will help him score with the ladies, would that make him a randy dandy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Remember this: Proof of Concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Gentlemen, this is madness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 This is my spot. There are many like it, but this is mine! Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 A holiday bonus?? I've never had one before. I'm not sure I know what to do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 When the going gets tough, apply more tenderizer. And pound energetically with that toothy mallet. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Oorlog zonder einde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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