Cancer Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 A fluffed-out hummingbird sits on a snow-laden branch, watching the feeder five feet away so that no one else can drink any of the frozen nectar ... either. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 The stupid palm in the north window is blooming again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Quote The History Channel: Doing for history what MTV did for music. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 I have no tusk and I must scrimshaw!! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Questions are the thief of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Get thee to a punnery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Canon is overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Country Joe and the Fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Epic stupid on the streets this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Valentine's day again. What presents should I give? Jewelry? Too expensive. Flowers? They wilt and die too soon. Candy? Quite unhealthy. How about a gift to stimulate the mind? Word problems! That's the ticket. Now you know why I never married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Is it safe to use an electric chainsaw in the rain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Paddle-to-the-Sea, by Holling Clancy Holling, 1941. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 I don't feel the need for speed, but peanut butter is a different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Cat food, discounted Valentine's Day chocolates & whipped cream Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Dragons in the basement Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 The solar system rendered in Play-Doh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 On February 24, 2014 at 8:13 AM, Cancer said: The crabs are BLACK!!! Less than five years later, the inlet where I saw these is no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 From The Book of the Subgenius copyright 1983 p 155 of the 1987 edition "Kill. Kill for the love of killing. Kill for the love of Kali. Kill. Kill for fun. Kill to stay Free, Like a Man. To Make America Great! Kill..." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes this is taken out of context, but when dealing with The Church of the SubGenius, context doesn't necessarily help. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Fluff Butt growls when he hears a car alarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Ah-HA! The pot of chives in the pot on the dining room window sill is doing poorly because Fluff Butt grazes on them. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 2/18/2019 at 11:28 AM, Cancer said: Ah-HA! The pot of chives in the pot on the dining room window sill is doing poorly because Fluff Butt grazes on them. If this an actual thing, get 'em away from the cat! Chives can be toxic to them (as can garlic & onions). ***** "...he's in the Mathroom..." tkdguy and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 "Oh, the humanity!" "How dare you call me a manatee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 22 hours ago, Cygnia said: If this an actual thing, get 'em away from the cat! Chives can be toxic to them (as can garlic & onions). (It is an actual thing, and it's been moved. I note Fluff Butt grazes on the bamboo in the bathroom, too.) ***** Another day, another couple of Wikipedia edits. Not even malicious ones! Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 So should we see if we can get the SI unit of torque to be named the monkee? L. Marcus and Cygnia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Sweetheart, your lipstick is way too pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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