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To be honest, I think serious Thor is really hard to write.  He worked best in the Avengers films where he could play the straight man against Tony, Clint, and Natasha, or watch Steve pretend he can't lift the hammer.  When he's the lead it's way harder.  It's similar to the way Superman is hard to write.
 
I ran across the first Thor flipping channels on cable and I was struck by, one, how much younger Hemsworth was, and two, how he still wasn't playing serious Thor for the first half of the film. 

Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks.

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is to understand the other person is a friggin' idiot.

Remember, the main function of your little toe is making sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.

It's really strange. Growing up, I learned that the entire reason the colonists came to the Americas, specifically what would be the United States, was to get away from theocratic governments. Have I missed something?

Anthony Jeselnik tells this story about his neighbor who has Alzheimer’s.
 
"One of my next door neighbors is a 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer’s. And every single morning at 9am he knocks on my door and asks me if I have seen his wife.
Which means that every single morning at 9am I have to explain to a 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer’s that his wife has been dead for quite some time.
Now I’ve thought about moving. I have thought about just not answering my door in the morning. But to be honest, it’s worth it… just to see the smile on his face.”

I asked my wife what women really want. She said, "a tent of lovers."

Or perhaps it was attentive lovers, I wasn't really listening. 

Possible Stranger Things Spoilers
 
 

We have a particular sense of humor.

Strange to hear a Viking say he found Ragnarok amusing and entertaining.....

Strange to hear a Viking say he found Ragnarok amusing and entertaining.....

Strange to hear a Viking say he found Ragnarok amusing and entertaining.....

Puerto Rico needs its own superhero.  Just maybe not played by a white guy

That was a great issue!