Shadow Hawk

Excuse me, but have you seen my bucket?

And everyone else.

Shadow Hawk: Ensign Newpilot flunked his flight safety quiz.
CDR Oldpilot: How did he manage it.
Shadow Hawk: The safe altitude over downtown San Diego is NOT three feet, Commander.
CDR Oldpilot: Oh good lord.
Non Aircrew PO: Sir, if you're flying three feet over downtown, do you have to obey traffic signals?
CDR Olfpilot: Shutup, Petty Officer.

Shadow Hawk: Ensign Newpilot flunked his flight safety quiz.
CDR Oldpilot: How did he manage it.
Shadow Hawk: The safe altitude over downtown San Diego is NOT three feet, Commander.
CDR Oldpilot: Oh good lord.
Non Aircrew PO: Sir, if you're flying three feet over downtown, do you have to obey traffic signals?
CDR Olfpilot: Shutup, Petty Officer.

Shadow Hawk: Ensign Newpilot flunked his flight safety quiz.
CDR Oldpilot: How did he manage it.
Shadow Hawk: The safe altitude over downtown San Diego is NOT three feet, Commander.
CDR Oldpilot: Oh good lord.
Non Aircrew PO: Sir, if you're flying three feet over downtown, do you have to obey traffic signals?
CDR Olfpilot: Shutup, Petty Officer.

Shadow Hawk: Ensign Newpilot flunked his flight safety quiz.
CDR Oldpilot: How did he manage it.
Shadow Hawk: The safe altitude over downtown San Diego is NOT three feet, Commander.
CDR Oldpilot: Oh good lord.
Non Aircrew PO: Sir, if you're flying three feet over downtown, do you have to obey traffic signals?
CDR Olfpilot: Shutup, Petty Officer.

Shadow Hawk: Ensign Newpilot flunked his flight safety quiz.
CDR Oldpilot: How did he manage it.
Shadow Hawk: The safe altitude over downtown San Diego is NOT three feet, Commander.
CDR Oldpilot: Oh good lord.
Non Aircrew PO: Sir, if you're flying three feet over downtown, do you have to obey traffic signals?
CDR Olfpilot: Shutup, Petty Officer.

Japanese Airforce Pilot and her Manga Portrait decal.
 

For those who don't remember, I work on a Navy base.
 
Pilot trainee: Do you have any paper for the printer?
Me: The printer with the big sign on it?
Pilot: Yes, that one.
Me: Did you happen to read the sign?
Pilot: Yes, it said "out of ink".  What does that have to do with whether or not you have any paper.
Chief Petty Officer: You graduated from the Naval Academy, right?

For those who don't remember, I work on a Navy base.
 
Pilot trainee: Do you have any paper for the printer?
Me: The printer with the big sign on it?
Pilot: Yes, that one.
Me: Did you happen to read the sign?
Pilot: Yes, it said "out of ink".  What does that have to do with whether or not you have any paper.
Chief Petty Officer: You graduated from the Naval Academy, right?

Why Marketers Fear The Female Geek
 

Q: Let's see, Train A is going from Chicago to Detroit at 55 MPH, and Train B is going from Detroit to Chicago at -- WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT?
 
A: I don't know what's more alarming -- how intoxicated you are with power or how intoxicated you are with vodka.

Here's a much bigger image of it.
 

After a late night military watch, I went to bed after breakfast and slept thru the base's thanksgiving dinner.  When I awoke, I walked 2-3  miles searching for a open resteraunt.  I found a open movie theatre, where I watched the movie "Memphis Belle" while eating two movie hot dogs, a plate of nachos, and a large soda.